Joke Thread

[Panoptes]

He'll be in Grand Rapids around that time too.

His latest podcast said he has new material for the upcoming shows and will be trying it out. I've found his shows to be part skit but a lot of improvisation too.

[Marko69]

"YE wanna do brunch?"......., and I wanna be like, "Fuckin noooooo!"

LMAO every time!

[CGVT]

Ha!

[Tony G]

He seems a bit peeved

[Malto Marko]

That is funnier than shit!

[LionsFanInJapan]

CGVT must have bought too many cinder blocks.

[CGVT]

CGVT must have bought too many cinder blocks.

Ha!

It certainly looks as if that guy's bullshit tolerance threshold has been breached.

I can relate to that...

[Tony G]

That NAMBLA threat at the end is pretty nasty

[LionsFanInJapan]

But probably effective!

[Marko69]

"You don't have to tell me what you're building. I don't give a fuck. I'm not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don't give a fuck."

I nearly choked on left over haggis reading that.

[Sharkbait]

Ha, i have some Leggos for sale, might use that approach.

[rufiux]

Hhahahahaha omg

[The Cat]

A Lions fan is drinking in a Green Bay bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar,

announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Detroit baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Lions fan just shrugs and

replies, That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Detroit baby boy.

"He's gonna be a Detroit Lions football player."

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.

The bartender asks aren't you the guy who claimed his baby weighed 25 pounds at birth?

So, how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender says wait a minute you said how's he lose eight pounds in two weeks?

The father leans into the bartender and proudly says,

"Had him circumcised."

[Sharkbait]

Doh!

[CGVT]

Ha!