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  • Mike Hunt?

    Ben Dover?
    Got Kneecaps?

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    • This isn't right, but it is funny. Ha!
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      I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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      • Real names:

        Harold "Harry" Wong

        Miyoung Ho

        Hang Wong

        Phi C. Do aka Do, Phi C.

        Those Asians (not Americans bcz they refuse to assimilate) are a laugh FN riot.
        19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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        • I think Harold Wong and Hang Wong got married........, but it only lasted a few days. They realised quickly that two Wongs don't make it right.
          "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

          Sir Alex Ferguson

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          • LOL at the Stevie Wonder joke.
            GO LIONS "24" !!

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            • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
              I think Harold Wong and Hang Wong got married........, but it only lasted a few days. They realised quickly that two Wongs don't make it right.
              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI"]Ba dum tssshhh - YouTube[/ame]
              "I eat a lot of corn, so it's actually fairly easy for me to find kernels in my shits."-fontes91

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              • Paddy, Mick were two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
                When an attractive blonde arrived and bet $20,000 on a single
                roll of the dice.
                She said,
                "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
                nude."
                With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
                yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
                As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed,
                "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
                She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her
                clothes and quickly departed.
                The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
                Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
                The other answered,
                "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

                MORAL OF THE STORY -
                Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
                men.
                "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                Sir Alex Ferguson

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                • True story in my class yesterday.

                  Question was, "Which family members influence you? How?"

                  Student - "My father makes money. My mother *pauses to think of the word*"

                  Me - "spends money."

                  It's a good thing my students like me.
                  2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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                  • Both of those are great!
                    AAL:to be determined




                    2011 NFL Draft Wish List:

                    1. Patrick Peterson Cornerback LSU
                    2. Mark Herzlich Outside Linebacker Boston College
                    3. John Moffitt Center Wisconsin
                    4. Steve Schilling Guard Michigan
                    5. Jeremy Kerley Wide Receiver TCU
                    6. Carl Johnson Tackle Florida
                    7. Johnny Patrick Cornerback Louisville

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                    • Ha!
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                      I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                      • Originally posted by CGVT View Post
                        Ha!
                        LOL it didn't take my wife 2 seconds to see that.
                        Passenger on the Lions bandwagon since 1969.

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                        • http://i.imgur.com/206ha.jpg - Squirrel anyone?

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                          • Party!
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                            • "LOL it didn't take my wife 2 seconds to see that."
                              --------------I had too study it.
                              GO LIONS "24" !!

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                              • Originally posted by Desert Lion View Post
                                LOL it didn't take my wife 2 seconds to see that.
                                Originally posted by DanO View Post
                                "LOL it didn't take my wife 2 seconds to see that."
                                --------------I had too study it.
                                I kept looking for a tattoo or something.
                                "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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