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I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my forwarding it will be worth the effort.
Walk with me by the water -
A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER:
Shit...
I forgot the words....I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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Originally posted by CGVT View PostI hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my forwarding it will be worth the effort.
Walk with me by the water -
A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER:
Shit...
I forgot the words....I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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A couple oldies but goodies .....
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.Last edited by Sharkbait; April 24, 2012, 10:38 AM."Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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Woman pregnant with twins has a car crash, ends up in a coma. She awakes from the coma three weeks later. She asks about the twins.
"Don't worry," the nurse said, "they are alive and well, a beautiful little girl and boy."
The woman is delighted.
"Your brother has them and given them beautiful names"
The woman quickly remembers that her brother is an asshole and would like to know what he has named them.
"well, he named the little girl Denise"
That's not too bad the woman thought.....,
"And he's named the little boy De-nephew.Last edited by DanO; May 10, 2012, 12:34 PM."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Ha!I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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