Joke Thread

[Malto Marko]

LOL, Deb!

[MiamiTreo3]

I actually like the asteroid one. The roach with the "Whatevs" is hilarious!

[essek031]

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/10/15/keith_richards_thought_johnny_depp_was

its not joke, but...

[Marko69]

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a ?20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her ?20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."

[Islair]

oh boy

[Marko69]

Islair......, please believe me when I say I copied and pasted that......, I didn't type all that Shyte out......, honest!

[Islair]

It is just one of those things you smack yourself on the forehead about.....because everyone seems to know someone that dumb.

[LionsFanInJapan]

Thanks a lot, Marko, now the people at work are looking at me funny for laughing out loud in the office.

[CGVT]

I especially like the guy with the "personal possession" IPad

http://www.hulu.com/watch/301109/the...ivided?c=0%3A0

[romster]

Deb, that Facebook newsfeed was hilarious!

[romster]

Cat owners will relate...

[Islair]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdXlcXHbOQg"]Cat lovers will understand. "Simon's Cat"- Simon Tofield - YouTube[/ame]

[romster]

LOL!

I can so relate as my cat is on a diet and starts meowing to be fed around 4:00 A.M.

[Malto Marko]

From the mouth of babes.

This conversation took place between my granddaughters. My daughter had to call me to share this.

8 yr old Granddaughter to 4 year old Granddaughter: Dude, hand me that book please.

4 year old granddaughter: Hey Fred! Get it yourself.

8 year old: Fred? What's up with that?

4 year old: Well you called me Dude!

8 year old: Just hand me the book, please.

4 year old: Get it yourself, Dude.

8 year old: What's with the Dude?

4 year old: You started it!

[DanO]

LOL.