Joke Thread

[Malto Marko]

I couldn't find the thing that peels the potatoes and carrots, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparrently she left me yesterday!

Rut Ro!

Just wait until you have to find the thing that washes the clothes.

You could be in trouble, Rorge.

[CGVT]

Not sure if this is real or not, but it is funny regardless..

[Coop]

eeewwwwwww

[Malto Marko]

Conversation this morning with a customer in the store:

Me: Good morning, can I help you?

Him: Ya, I want to send a half dozen roses, what color do you have?

Me: Walking him over to the display cooler........We have Yellow, orange, salmon, purple, hot pink, light pink, white, a bi-colored pink and red.

Him: How many in half a dozen?

[Panoptes]

Seriously?

Do you receive a lot of requests for a half-dozen roses? Seems odd to me. Never ordered less than a dozen for delivery. Now for hand delivering myself, sure. Half-dozen no problem. Hell, even a single perfect big rose does the job sometimes. But for delivery?

[Malto Marko]

Serious as a heart attack.

[Panoptes]

So I'm guessing that made your day (laugther wise-when he was gone of course).

[Malto Marko]

Yeh, it was pretty funny.

[Kansas]

So, how many are in a half dozen?

[DanO]

LOL.

GO LIONS "11" !

[CGVT]

So, how many are in a half dozen?

It depends. Half dozen of what?

[DanO]

Maybe he wanted half a bakers dozen.

GO LIONS "11" !

[Malto Marko]

Really guys, this is just the tip of the iceburg to some of the stupid questions I get.

My favorite: What day is Christmas this year?

[Malto Marko]

Seniors Texting Codes update:
ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW - bring the wheelchair.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL - talk to you louder!
BMT - bowels moved today-
CCT - check came today

[Malto Marko]

Bugle Boy posted this on facebook.

Sad to hear that we have lost yet another great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and 4 children; John Dough, Jane Dough, Dough Dough, and Dill Dough. Services were held today at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.