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  • #676
    Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
    I couldn't find the thing that peels the potatoes and carrots, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparrently she left me yesterday!
    Rut Ro!

    Just wait until you have to find the thing that washes the clothes.

    You could be in trouble, Rorge.
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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    • #677
      Not sure if this is real or not, but it is funny regardless..

      I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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      • #678
        eeewwwwwww
        Got Kneecaps?
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        • #679
          Conversation this morning with a customer in the store:

          Me: Good morning, can I help you?

          Him: Ya, I want to send a half dozen roses, what color do you have?

          Me: Walking him over to the display cooler........We have Yellow, orange, salmon, purple, hot pink, light pink, white, a bi-colored pink and red.

          Him: How many in half a dozen?
          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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          • #680
            Seriously?

            Do you receive a lot of requests for a half-dozen roses? Seems odd to me. Never ordered less than a dozen for delivery. Now for hand delivering myself, sure. Half-dozen no problem. Hell, even a single perfect big rose does the job sometimes. But for delivery?
            19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING
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            • #681
              Serious as a heart attack.
              I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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              • #682
                So I'm guessing that made your day (laugther wise-when he was gone of course).
                19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING
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                • #683
                  Yeh, it was pretty funny.
                  I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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                  • #684
                    So, how many are in a half dozen?
                    It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.
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                    • #685
                      LOL.

                      GO LIONS "11" !
                      GO LIONS "24" !!
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                      • #686
                        Originally posted by Kansas View Post
                        So, how many are in a half dozen?
                        It depends. Half dozen of what?
                        I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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                        • #687
                          Maybe he wanted half a bakers dozen.

                          GO LIONS "11" !
                          GO LIONS "24" !!
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                          • #688
                            Really guys, this is just the tip of the iceburg to some of the stupid questions I get.

                            My favorite: What day is Christmas this year?
                            I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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                            • #689
                              Seniors Texting Codes update:
                              ATD - at the doctor.
                              BFF - best friend fell.
                              BTW - bring the wheelchair.
                              FWIW - forgot where I was.
                              GHA - got heartburn again.
                              IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
                              OMMR - on my massage recliner.
                              ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
                              TTYL - talk to you louder!
                              BMT - bowels moved today-
                              CCT - check came today
                              I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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                              • #690
                                Bugle Boy posted this on facebook.

                                Sad to hear that we have lost yet another great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and 4 children; John Dough, Jane Dough, Dough Dough, and Dill Dough. Services were held today at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
                                I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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