Her "kisser" must of been jacked up
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Lets take it up a notch:
No Mexicans Please
A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty.The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:
"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's, coming of age party. I would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m. prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and dance with lovely young ladies. One last point: No, Mexicans. We don't like Mexicans."
Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap at the door. She opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. Her jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "There must be some mistake!"
"On no, madam," said the first officer, "Captain Martinez doesn't make mistakes."Last edited by Panoptes; May 1, 2010, 09:32 PM.19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING
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One of my favorites that I've posted before:
What do you call a Mexican girl with 6 inch legs?
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ConsueloI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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Whats orange & sounds like a parrot? - A carrot
A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed. They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
"What do you think?" said the the first ranger.
"The Czech is in the male," replied the second."Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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A man comes home after work and catches his wife sliding naked down the banister. He asks her, "What in the world do you think your doing?"
She replies, "Just heating up dinner."Not only man to man.......but as fact.
(AAL) 2011 - Tony Scheffler
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