Joke Thread

[Rocky Bleier]

Not a joke, but it's entertaining...


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHmfv3YhSCw"]YouTube - Hamilton Tiger-Cats Goal post guy[/ame]

[THE STEE]

shoulda tased him off the post...like a bear out of a tree

[Sharkbait]

A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?

"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.

As she is sitting on grand dad's lap she says, "Grandpa,
can you make a sound like a frog?"

"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound
like a frog."

The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please please MAKE a
sound like a frog?"

Perplexed, her grand dad says, "Sweet heart, why do you
want me to make a sound like a frog?"

And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that when
you croak, we're going to Florida!"

[Newbomb Turk]

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[Angeleyes]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[Angeleyes]

I knew there was something always wierd about this tree, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

[Sharkbait]

What's that I see, are my eyes playing tricks on me?

[MiamiTreo3]

Are you talkin bout the girl in the blue pants smugglin yo-yo's?

[jaadam4]

lol

[DanO]

"smugglin yo-yo's"
------------------LOL.

GO LIONS "09" !!!!!!!!!

[Deuce]

Are you talkin bout the girl in the blue pants smugglin yo-yo's?

I don't get it.

[YT]

I don't get it.

Another way to say she has a serious camel toe

[CGVT]

I didn't notice that. I did notice the girl with the bare ass in the back ground, though...

[MiamiTreo3]

Its not an ass pervert. Its the girl with the camera's arm!

[Coop]

eyes playing tricks indeed

this pervert is guilty..