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Holy shit Mark. I'm sure that's a crazy amount of stress. I hope and pray everything turns out healthy and happy. Not sure about the underlying health issues but my wife was a preemie by about 8 weeks as well. You met her, she can be a real pain in the ass but she turned out half way decent.
Stay strong home boy and yes you're still on the hook for nipple rings when the time comes.F#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
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Well, well.
Time to uncross the fingers.
After a very long and induced labor we welcomed a new baby girl to the family late last night. Both Mom and baby are doing well. Baby is a month pre-mature. She weighed 4.2 lbs and was 17.7" at birth. The next 24 hours are critical but Dr.'s tell us there is very little to worry about.
Whew! Now I can breath a little free-er and I'm sure it's noon somewhere, I'm off to celebrate!I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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Paddy staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.
The doctor asks him what happened.
"Well it was like this," said Paddy. "I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of Cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cows arse. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours."
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Marko69 View PostPaddy staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.
The doctor asks him what happened.
"Well it was like this," said Paddy. "I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of Cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cows arse. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours."
GO LIONS "24" !!
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"Yeah, we just... we don't want them to go. So that's our motivation."
Dan Campbell at Green Bay, January 8, 2023.
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