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......but my parrot joke put a smile on your face. It does not matter if it is the grimace of pain.
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Your parrot joke was awesome!
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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The rain was pouring down. There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old man, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain & have a drink with me."
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man looked at his whiskey & said. ?You?re the eighth.?"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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Telephone ringing........
"Hello, Copper Country Police Department, can I help you?"
TOIVO : "Yah, my neighbor Heikki is hiding marijuana in his woodpile. Somehow he is hiding it inside da wood; not sure how he's doing it."
POLICE. Thank you very much; we will check into it.
The police arrived at Heikki's house with a search warrant and searched the entire wood pile. They found no marijuana, so they split each piece of wood into several smaller pieces. Finding no marijuana, they left.
Telephone ringing.........
"Hello, dis is Heikki."
TOIVO:. "Hey, Heikki, dis is Toivo. Did da cops come to your house and split all of your firewood for ya?"
HEIKKI: "Yah, dey sure did, Toivo."
TOIVO : "Well, Happy Birt'day, Heikki! "
GO LIONS "24" !!Comment
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"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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Groan.......I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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Fucking pond."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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This is just awful. I like!Apathetic No More.Comment
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"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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Fred and Harry go hunting. There is an accident and Fred accidentally shoots Harry. It is very serious.
Fred gets into a huge big panic but manages to ring the emergency services.
'It's terrible' he says. 'It was an accident. I didn't mean it. I've shot and killed my best buddy'.
'All right, calm down,' says the operator, 'First, make certain he really is dead'.
There is a pause then a single shot rings out.
'Ok, now what' asks Fred!
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. It doesn't matter if he wins, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on...My Face."19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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