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  • A blonde dropped her clothes off at the dry cleaners, the clerk said, ?come again?. She said, ?oh no, this time it's toothpaste."
    19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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    • heh..
      Grammar... The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.

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      • I think it is time to bring this one up again...

        [ame]https://youtu.be/zSi-yCV-gQ4[/ame]
        I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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        • Never saw that before.
          GO LIONS "24" !!

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          • Blew a seal video never gets old! Still funny as fk!
            "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

            Sir Alex Ferguson

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            • Haha!

              [ame]https://youtu.be/ekoDt_uxb_E[/ame]
              I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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              • Superb! And thanks for posting. Never heard of him and now must go and check out more of this guys stuff. Reminds me of Panoptes posting Bill Burr clips...... eternally grateful.
                "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                Sir Alex Ferguson

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                • GO LIONS "24" !!

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                  • "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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                    • Lofl

                      Hahahahaha

                      Hee heer hee hee
                      19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                      • Went to the Doctors today complaining of strange voices coming from my underpants.
                        The Doctor said, "Ignore them. They're talking bollocks"
                        "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                        Sir Alex Ferguson

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                        • I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                          • Lol

                            Parrots are smart
                            19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                            • Hah! Great parrot joke!

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                              • Groaner alert, Malto.......

                                Three parrots in a cage......, one at the bottom, one in the middle and one at the top.
                                Q. Which one owns the cage?

                                A. The bottom one. The other two are on higher perches.

                                (Hire Purchase. UK equivalent of USA Instalment Plan)

                                Fuck it. Too much hard work there.
                                "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                                Sir Alex Ferguson

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