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Blew a seal video never gets old! Still funny as fk!"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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Superb! And thanks for posting. Never heard of him and now must go and check out more of this guys stuff. Reminds me of Panoptes posting Bill Burr clips...... eternally grateful."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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Went to the Doctors today complaining of strange voices coming from my underpants.
The Doctor said, "Ignore them. They're talking bollocks""...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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Groaner alert, Malto.......
Three parrots in a cage......, one at the bottom, one in the middle and one at the top.
Q. Which one owns the cage?
A. The bottom one. The other two are on higher perches.
(Hire Purchase. UK equivalent of USA Instalment Plan)
Fuck it. Too much hard work there."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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