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British equivalent would be more accurate. We invented everything, but can't have the English thinking we invented that too!"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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That's terrible Mark.. TerribleF#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
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Murphy, Murphy & Murphy Solicitors in Ireland.
"Hello, can I speak with Mr Murphy please?"
"I'm sorry, Mr Murphy was involved in a skiing accident. He's in hospital."
"Oh, not good. Well can I speak with Mr Murphy then?"
"Ah, sadly no, he fell overboard while out fishing last night. He too is in hospital."
"Oh dear oh dear, not good at all. Well is it possible to speak with Mr Murphy then?"
"Speaking. How can I help?""...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Marko69 View PostMurphy, Murphy & Murphy Solicitors in Ireland.
"Hello, can I speak with Mr Murphy please?"
"I'm sorry, Mr Murphy was involved in a skiing accident. He's in hospital."
"Oh, not good. Well can I speak with Mr Murphy then?"
"Ah, sadly no, he fell overboard while out fishing last night. He too is in hospital."
"Oh dear oh dear, not good at all. Well is it possible to speak with Mr Murphy then?"
"Speaking. How can I help?"I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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Yes, the crazier the Irish jokes, the better in my opinion. That one is always better told instead of written down. Nine times out of ten you'll get some twat saying "groan" after reading it. But they can fuck off and stand in the corner with the "so" cunts.
Joking. Calm down now."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Malto Marko View PostGroan
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.......make that ten out of ten.........."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Marko69 View PostYes, the crazier the Irish jokes, the better in my opinion. That one is always better told instead of written down. Nine times out of ten you'll get some twat saying "groan" after reading it. But they can fuck off and stand in the corner with the "so" cunts.
Joking. Calm down now."Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
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I suppose understanding the concept of a proper Irish joke will go a long way to finding that funny. Americans generally don't get the humour. They do have to be told though as the Irish accent makes it funnier. But CGVT saw the humour in words so there is hope over there!"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by dpatnod View PostAnother Murphy joke will land you on the ignore list.
"Widye git a look at the hydraulics on that there larrrry there, Mick."
"''Tis unbelievable, isn't it? And git a look at the high bollocks on that there Giraffe over there, Pat."
Think you've got to be fkn steaming to read these. Go get pished, Dpat."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Malto Marko View PostWhat in the hell is this world coming to?
I just heard that the Energizer bunny was arrested.
He has been charged with battery.Lions free since 6/23/2020
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