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"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Worker: Hi there, Boss. Can I have tomorrow off, my wife is going to be having a baby.
Boss: Of course you can have the day off.
TWO DAYS LATER.
Boss: Well?
Worker: Well what?
Boss: Was it a boy or a girl?
Worker: FFS, give it a chance. I'll let you know in 9 months time."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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This has just been made public. A conversation between the Queen and Alex Salmond prior to the Scottish Independence vote last year.
At last years Commonwealth Games in Glasgow The Queen was overheard having a discussion with Alex Salmond.
Queen: "Well Alex, if Scotland vote yes what do you think Scotland should be called?
Alex: Well Mam I'd like it to be called a Kingdom, and then I would be called King...
Queen: I'm sorry Alex but that wouldn't be possible, Scotland couldn't be a Kingdom.
Alex: Well Mam, if it can't be a Kingdom I'd like it to be a Principality, then I would be called a Prince.
Queen: Sorry Alex that wouldn't be acceptable, Scotland couldn't possibly be called a Principality.
Alex: Well Mam, if we can't be either a Kingdom or a Principality what do you think we should be called?
Queen: Alex, I think Scotland should continue to be called a Country....... and you can stay as you are.
FKN TRUE STORY! ^^^^"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Somehow I can see Marco 69 enjoying telling this joke.....
Packers Fan A Packers fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Royal Blue and Silver jersey. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Packers fans in heaven." "What?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard, no Packers fans." "But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Packers supporter. "Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then?" "Well" said the supporter, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa". "Oh" says St.Peter. "anything else?" "Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless." "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Albanian orphans." "Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the god." Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300 dollars back, now f**k off"."Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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Haha! It's old, but it's great. Heard it many years ago with another certain team in it."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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