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  • LOL.

    I was a little grumpy yesterday.

    GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!
    GO LIONS "24" !!

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    • Originally posted by DanO View Post
      LOL.

      I was a little grumpy yesterday.

      GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!
      A little grumpy? Christ, after reading a few of your posts yesterday, I assumed you'd spent about five minutes talking to your ex-wife recently. After your response to NBT about his panties in a bunch, I got scared and unplugged my computer. (:

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      • With an ex like his, he has the right to be grumpy. ;)

        Dano = Jon cryer in two and a half men
        "I didn't get audited because............ I was audited because nobody at the IRS could believe I pay that much alimony"
        I'm not to blame.

        I voted for the other guy!

        Nov. 2008

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        • " I assumed you'd spent about five minutes talking to your ex-wife recently."
          ----------------------Well not her but her husband.

          GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!
          GO LIONS "24" !!

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          • He asked to borrow money, didn't he ??
            The only logical explanation is:
            I'm about to die and this is my Jacob's Ladder

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            • LOL.

              Sorry I got on your shit yesterday.

              GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!
              GO LIONS "24" !!

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              • no problem... and no offense taken at all..
                The only logical explanation is:
                I'm about to die and this is my Jacob's Ladder

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                • Thanks.

                  GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!
                  GO LIONS "24" !!

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                  • wutup dan0

                    my daughter had alot of fun when we came out...
                    Got Kneecaps?

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                    • Originally posted by Coop View Post
                      wutup dan0

                      my daughter had alot of fun when we came out...
                      I was wondering when you'd come out Coop. Glad to hear you can finally pursue a relationship with DanO.
                      AXE 'EM!

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                      • Originally posted by OR Lion View Post
                        I was wondering when you'd come out Coop. Glad to hear you can finally pursue a relationship with DanO.
                        LOL
                        I'm not to blame.

                        I voted for the other guy!

                        Nov. 2008

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                        • "my daughter had alot of fun when we came out..."
                          ------------------Good to hear. The kids and I are glad you guys came.

                          GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!
                          GO LIONS "24" !!

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                          • OR Lion...

                            you just HAD to share our little secret? does the wifey know?

                            that was supposed to be just between US
                            Got Kneecaps?

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                            • I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

                              'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

                              'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

                              Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

                              I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

                              I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

                              Yesterday, some workers ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

                              Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

                              Whoa, I LOVE this truck!

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                              • A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor in Naples , and pulled
                                himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

                                After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

                                The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

                                'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids

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