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Man gets a text from his wife, "Windows stuck, not opening"
He texts back, "Pour a little hot water around the edges and tap the sides with a hammer."
She texts back, " Now this laptop is really fucked up.""Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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Originally posted by Sharkbait View PostMan gets a text from his wife, "Windows stuck, not opening"
He texts back, "Pour a little hot water around the edges and tap the sides with a hammer."
She texts back, " Now this laptop is really fucked up."
......ahhhhhh. The art of reading/following instructions!:-DI long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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You had the wife giggling away with that one, Sharkbait! Lol.
DanO, there is absolutely no Scottish accent in that joke. 12 nipples, dozen tit, that's the joke, buddy."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Musings from oor Limmy!
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI[/ame]"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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