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  • #1561
    LOL!
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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    • #1562
      Marko, can you say that without the Scottish accent? I didn't understand it.
      GO LIONS "24" !!
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      • #1563
        Man gets a text from his wife, "Windows stuck, not opening"

        He texts back, "Pour a little hot water around the edges and tap the sides with a hammer."

        She texts back, " Now this laptop is really fucked up."
        "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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        • #1564
          Originally posted by Sharkbait View Post
          Man gets a text from his wife, "Windows stuck, not opening"

          He texts back, "Pour a little hot water around the edges and tap the sides with a hammer."

          She texts back, " Now this laptop is really fucked up."
          :-D

          ......ahhhhhh. The art of reading/following instructions!:-D
          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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          • #1565
            You had the wife giggling away with that one, Sharkbait! Lol.

            DanO, there is absolutely no Scottish accent in that joke. 12 nipples, dozen tit, that's the joke, buddy.
            "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

            Sir Alex Ferguson            ​
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            • #1566
              :-)
              GO LIONS "24" !!
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              • #1567
                SB,

                That's an oldschool v new school joke.

                My boss (old schooler at 84 y.o.) just laughed her ass off.
                19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING
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                • #1568
                  Musings from oor Limmy!

                  [ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI[/ame]
                  "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                  Sir Alex Ferguson                  ​
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                  • #1569
                    Originally posted by Panoptes View Post
                    SB,

                    That's an oldschool v new school joke.

                    My boss (old schooler at 84 y.o.) just laughed her ass off.
                    "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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                    • #1570
                      [ame]https://youtu.be/3jFnkwecl0I[/ame]
                      I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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                      • #1571
                        WTH?
                        "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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                        • #1572
                          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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                          • #1573
                            GO LIONS "24" !!
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                            • #1574
                              Sharky's advise for today, .... if attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
                              "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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                              • #1575
                                Lol
                                19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING
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