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  • LOL!
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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    • Marko, can you say that without the Scottish accent? I didn't understand it.
      GO LIONS "24" !!

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      • Man gets a text from his wife, "Windows stuck, not opening"

        He texts back, "Pour a little hot water around the edges and tap the sides with a hammer."

        She texts back, " Now this laptop is really fucked up."
        "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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        • Originally posted by Sharkbait View Post
          Man gets a text from his wife, "Windows stuck, not opening"

          He texts back, "Pour a little hot water around the edges and tap the sides with a hammer."

          She texts back, " Now this laptop is really fucked up."
          :-D

          ......ahhhhhh. The art of reading/following instructions!:-D
          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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          • You had the wife giggling away with that one, Sharkbait! Lol.

            DanO, there is absolutely no Scottish accent in that joke. 12 nipples, dozen tit, that's the joke, buddy.
            "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

            Sir Alex Ferguson

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            • :-)
              GO LIONS "24" !!

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              • SB,

                That's an oldschool v new school joke.

                My boss (old schooler at 84 y.o.) just laughed her ass off.
                19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                • Musings from oor Limmy!

                  [ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI[/ame]
                  "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                  Sir Alex Ferguson

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                  • Originally posted by Panoptes View Post
                    SB,

                    That's an oldschool v new school joke.

                    My boss (old schooler at 84 y.o.) just laughed her ass off.
                    "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                    • [ame]https://youtu.be/3jFnkwecl0I[/ame]
                      I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                      • WTH?
                        "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                        • I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                          • GO LIONS "24" !!

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                            • Sharky's advise for today, .... if attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
                              "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                              • Lol
                                19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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