Nice. How about a new marketing campaign:
"I know you did the pool boy" bouquet - dead roses soaked in toilet water
"Thanks for maxing out the credit card" bouquet - plastic flowers in gold foil
"Your mother is Satan incarnate" bouquet - wilted mums doused in pepper spray
And for him:
"No. Really. I love picking up your dirty socks" bouquet - stink weeds in dung patty
"Get a job fatass" bouquet - dandelion stems and a clump of moss
"I did the pool boy" bouquet - a single cattail wrapped in a used speedo
"I know you did the pool boy" bouquet - dead roses soaked in toilet water
"Thanks for maxing out the credit card" bouquet - plastic flowers in gold foil
"Your mother is Satan incarnate" bouquet - wilted mums doused in pepper spray
And for him:
"No. Really. I love picking up your dirty socks" bouquet - stink weeds in dung patty
"Get a job fatass" bouquet - dandelion stems and a clump of moss
"I did the pool boy" bouquet - a single cattail wrapped in a used speedo
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