Non-football related stuff that really makes your day

[kayrone]

ha! poor Sandra, you have to cut her some slack, though, that is NOT cool.

Just out of curiosity, are the 30 year old & 60 year old still together?? ;-)

[Kansas]

Miami, get this....., true story......, my buddys 20 year old daughter gets pregnant to a 40 year old guy. His wife goes mental and says to her, "do you realise that when YOU are 40, he'll be 80? My buddy says, "'no sandra, he'll be 60." She shouts back, "No he won't, he's double her age!"

that is a true story from about ten years ago......, even I still can't believe it.

Wow. Can't believe that. I mean, how lucky is that 40 year old guy to be able to bang a 20 year old? Crazy shit, man.

[Tony G]

So she got nailed by some guy the same age as her dad? eww

[Marko69]

Well things didn't really work out too good, she is indeed 30 now, but he's 73 and a half and crippled with arthritis. Poor guy. Turns out everyone was wrong about his age.

[Tony G]

Does he get a pensioner's check? Can't she just shove him over the white cliffs of Dover and collect?

[DanO]

"Miami, get this....., true story......, my buddys 20 year old daughter gets pregnant to a 40 year old guy. His wife goes mental and says to her, "do you realise that when YOU are 40, he'll be 80? My buddy says, "'no sandra, he'll be 60." She shouts back, "No he won't, he's double her age!"
------------------------------LOL.

GO LIONS "11" !

[kayrone]

So she got nailed by some guy the same age as her dad? eww

!

[Marko69]

Does he get a pensioner's check? Can't she just shove him over the white cliffs of Dover and collect?

That's a bit of a trek Tony......, we've got our very own Salisbury Crags right here in Edinburgh......, just as effective!

[nhwbrooklyn]

Washington State is pulling people over for clogging the passing lane. I love it.

Any tickets in that GTI lately SLF?

http://www.king5.com/news/local/Troopers-pull-over-223-passing-lane-campers-in-King-County-121585804.html

[-Deborah-]

Yeah, I ran across a few ppl over the weekend who felt they were going fast enough in the fast lane -- the hell with the people behind them. I wound up passing them on the right, which never feels too safe to me...

Wish they'd enforce this more here also!

[Iron Lion]

Does anyone watch that show Tabboo on Nat Geo? There was an episode where these people had fake babies (likely b/c the women were barren but had strong maternal instincts that needed to be satisfied), and they strollered them around out in public and cared for them at home like they were real babies, and the woman that they were telling the story about had a husband who was wearing a Lions shirt in all of the "on-the-town" shots that they did. They were in Florida btw.

[nhwbrooklyn]

Jesus... adopt a baby or something. A fake baby.. thats just so weird.

... on second thought maybe they shouldn't have a real baby if they are odd enough to stroll around with a fake baby.

[froot loops]

I imagine I spend 90 percent of the time in the left lane. I never impede anything though. I'll move over for anyone going faster and then tail them. let them get the speeding ticket.

[nhwbrooklyn]

Is it usually the first guy or the last guy in a chain of cars speeding that gets the ticket? I honestly don't know.

[YT]

Here in Cali, I've seen CHP officers pull over several cars at once for speeding. I think the most I saw was 8 cars

The cop starts at one end and works their way back.