Non-football related stuff that really makes your day

[Islair]

Congrats Treo!! Tell your daughter congrats from all of us.

Now Marko....I would love to see an image of that plane.

[Malto Marko]

Congrats Treo. Good thing she takes after her mom.

[MiamiTreo3]

Thanx guys! LOL Malto, You have no idea how wrong you are.

[Malto Marko]

Thanx guys! LOL Malto, You have no idea how wrong you are.

Oh, a jilted lover........takes a man to take the high road.;-)

[MiamiTreo3]

Oh, a jilted lover........takes a man to take the high road.;-)

LOL. If you only knew!!

[LionsFanInJapan]

LOL. If you only knew!!

Are you saying your wife was a man? It all makes sense now...

[Marko69]

Islair......., my photos ended up pretty shit and blurry......, but my son got a neat little video of it. I'll try and get that posted on here.

[MiamiTreo3]

Are you saying your wife was a man? It all makes sense now...

One, he..errr...she was never my wife.
Two, hard for a man to give me a daughter and...
Three, She was REALLY dumb. I do not mean that in a mean way. Just she really didnt get a lot of stuff. She once told me the car in front of you has to drive 5 mph faster than you or you would hit them. I tried to explain it to her and she just looked lost. I even explained that if there were 10 cars in front, the first one would have to be going like 100 just so I could go 50 and she paused and shrugged her shoulders and said "I guess". Poor thing. She was just slow. Why else do you think she would have been with me?

[LionsFanInJapan]

Sorry Treo, I was just making a gay joke.

[MiamiTreo3]

Sorry Treo, I was just making a gay joke.

LOL. No offense taken. Gay jokes are my specialty. (softball)

[Kansas]

Three, She was REALLY dumb. I do not mean that in a mean way. Just she really didnt get a lot of stuff. She once told me the car in front of you has to drive 5 mph faster than you or you would hit them. I tried to explain it to her and she just looked lost. I even explained that if there were 10 cars in front, the first one would have to be going like 100 just so I could go 50 and she paused and shrugged her shoulders and said "I guess". Poor thing. She was just slow. Why else do you think she would have been with me?

Ho. Ly. Shit.

[LionsFanInJapan]

LOL. No offense taken. Gay jokes are my specialty. (softball)

Ah, that's why things didn't work out. They have viagara now!

Ho. Ly. Shit.

*thumbs up* :-D

[DanO]

"She was REALLY dumb."
----------------------------I never thought me ex was/is the brightest bulb in the box but she's taken me to the cleaners..................

GO LIONS "11" !

[LightninBoy]

One, he..errr...she was never my wife.
Two, hard for a man to give me a daughter and...
Three, She was REALLY dumb. I do not mean that in a mean way. Just she really didnt get a lot of stuff. She once told me the car in front of you has to drive 5 mph faster than you or you would hit them.

Wow. Everybody knows its 1mph faster. Sheesh.

[Marko69]

Miami, get this....., true story......, my buddys 20 year old daughter gets pregnant to a 40 year old guy. His wife goes mental and says to her, "do you realise that when YOU are 40, he'll be 80? My buddy says, "'no sandra, he'll be 60." She shouts back, "No he won't, he's double her age!"

that is a true story from about ten years ago......, even I still can't believe it.