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  • Thanks, guys.

    Well, went to the hosp after work. My ex and her husband were there also. After a bit of chit chat, my ex and her husband decided it was time to go. Pops got to hold the little guy for about half an hour and then Mom needed some work from the nurse so Dad, Pops and baby took a walk down to the nursery to see the other babies. While admiring all the other babies the little one let's one loose that would rate about an 8 on the scale.

    Pops was holding the little guy and Dad remarked that was a great burp. Pops says, "Uhhhh, I don't think so, I think you will be doing a diaper change as soon as we get back to the room".

    We get back to the room and rug rat starts to get antsy. I suggest to Dad he might want to check the diaper. Sure enough, a major load was to be found.

    Pops takes great delight in watching Dad change a diaper for the first time. Dad does a pretty good job but has to walk back and forth from the cabinet to get the items he needs. He did not get everything he needed first, then begin the job, he just began the job, then went to get things as he needed them. When he would make a trip to the cabinet, he left the little guy exposed and he was getting cold and starting to complain about it.

    Pops was standing by and observing so when Dad would turn to go to the cabinet, Pops would cover the little guy with a blanket to keep him warm. Dad asked Mom to document the movement and Mom asked if he urinated. Dad examines the diaper and responds, no. Dad wipes the little guy down then goes to get some goop. Pops once again covers the little guy and when Dad comes back with the goop and uncovers Rug Rat, lo and behold! His blanket is now yellow.

    We all had a good laugh over it and Dad looks at Pops and said "I never even thought to cover him up while I was getting the stuff but it's a good thing we had an experienced helping hand. I can see the multiple benefits of keeping him covered and paying attention to experienced help."
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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    • What a pleasure it must be to experience a new baby from your vantage point, Mark!
      #birdsarentreal

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      • indeed.
        Got Kneecaps?

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        • Originally posted by -Deborah- View Post
          What a pleasure it must be to experience a new baby from your vantage point, Mark!
          I maintain that being a grandparent is the best part of being a Parent.
          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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          • He'll learn quick Malto.

            GO LIONS "09" !!!!!!!!!
            GO LIONS "24" !!

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            • yep, one is best to treat diaper changes like a loaded gun...could go off at any time.
              Got Kneecaps?

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              • That is a very cool story Mark! Now I know what my Dad must have felt when Ben was born.

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                • Originally posted by Malto Marko View Post
                  Thanks, guys.

                  Well, went to the hosp after work. My ex and her husband were there also. After a bit of chit chat, my ex and her husband decided it was time to go. Pops got to hold the little guy for about half an hour and then Mom needed some work from the nurse so Dad, Pops and baby took a walk down to the nursery to see the other babies. While admiring all the other babies the little one let's one loose that would rate about an 8 on the scale.

                  Pops was holding the little guy and Dad remarked that was a great burp. Pops says, "Uhhhh, I don't think so, I think you will be doing a diaper change as soon as we get back to the room".

                  We get back to the room and rug rat starts to get antsy. I suggest to Dad he might want to check the diaper. Sure enough, a major load was to be found.

                  Pops takes great delight in watching Dad change a diaper for the first time. Dad does a pretty good job but has to walk back and forth from the cabinet to get the items he needs. He did not get everything he needed first, then begin the job, he just began the job, then went to get things as he needed them. When he would make a trip to the cabinet, he left the little guy exposed and he was getting cold and starting to complain about it.

                  Pops was standing by and observing so when Dad would turn to go to the cabinet, Pops would cover the little guy with a blanket to keep him warm. Dad asked Mom to document the movement and Mom asked if he urinated. Dad examines the diaper and responds, no. Dad wipes the little guy down then goes to get some goop. Pops once again covers the little guy and when Dad comes back with the goop and uncovers Rug Rat, lo and behold! His blanket is now yellow.

                  We all had a good laugh over it and Dad looks at Pops and said "I never even thought to cover him up while I was getting the stuff but it's a good thing we had an experienced helping hand. I can see the multiple benefits of keeping him covered and paying attention to experienced help."

                  this is why i always ran the cold wipe across the bellies of my little monkies before i even removed the diaper...this ALWAYS made my oldest pee, youngest was about 90% effective.


                  is this your first grandchild? That's gotta be an awesome feeling



                  here's one of my first diaper changing experiences...please do not read this if you are eating/about to eat or are easiliy grossed out:

                  I was changing a diaper on my oldest daughter when she was only a couple days old...of course she had very loose stools at the time. I put the butt paste on the lower shelf of the changing table and bring my hand back up to finish the job. As I was doing this, she coughed and a little spot of poo shot over about a foot and splattered right in the palm of my hand. It was gross, but I couldn't even stop laughing long enough to wash my hand
                  "Low on the totem, till he showed 'em defiance, giant scrotum"

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                  • Congrats MM.
                    19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                    • Originally posted by Sweatpants Murphy View Post


                      is this your first grandchild? That's gotta be an awesome feeling


                      Nope, first grandson.

                      Originally posted by DanO View Post
                      He'll learn quick Malto.

                      GO LIONS "09" !!!!!!!!!
                      Yes he will.

                      Originally posted by GONZ View Post
                      Congrats MM.
                      Tanks, G.
                      I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                      • BTW, Mark, your son bears such a close resemblance to you!! You won't ever be able to deny he's yours.
                        #birdsarentreal

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                        • Originally posted by -Deborah- View Post
                          BTW, Mark, your son bears such a close resemblance to you!! You won't ever be able to deny he's yours.
                          Thanks but I think he is much more handsome. I am proud to have the connection as he is a quality individual and everything a parent could want in their offspring.
                          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                          • Congrats, Gramps!
                            I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                            • Tanks, Sarge!
                              I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                              • Originally posted by Malto Marko View Post
                                Tanks, Sarge!
                                That's Chief!





                                Chief Masturbater actually! :-D

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