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  • Tanks, guys.

    Still flying high. Just got done with work and heading to the hosp to check on everyone.....(just wish it wasn't a 40 minute trip from my side of town).
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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    • Originally posted by Malto Marko View Post

      Still flying high. Just got done with work and heading to the hosp to check on everyone.....(just wish it wasn't a 40 minute trip from my side of town).
      Drive faster!!!!! :-D

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      • I remember years ago, I never missed a day of work, but the wife had the day off and I was slavin away and I walked up to my boss and said I wanted to blow off the day... told him the wife was going to get pregnant today and I would like to be there.... I got off ...... and I delivered..lol well so did she nine months later.
        If you keep shootin, you can turn any piece of meat into burger

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        • wow... shoulda edited that last one.. ok .. take your shots I deserve it.. congrats again malto and tailguner
          If you keep shootin, you can turn any piece of meat into burger

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          • LOL Stee. But did your wife get off?

            I tell people that I didn't get my wife pregnant...the fertility doctor did! My part in the conception was providing the sample and giving it to the nurse.

            On one occasion I showed up at the office with both hands bandaged and told the nurse I needed help giving the sample. With a straight face she put me into a room and called for assistance using their special codes.

            A mexican janitor named Chongo showed up with latax gloves on.

            He had a really strong grip.

            Guess it was from mopping all day.

            I never tried that joke again!

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            • i just spewed coffee, you bastage.......lo freakin l
              If you keep shootin, you can turn any piece of meat into burger

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              • Originally posted by YT View Post
                LOL Stee. But did your wife get off?

                I tell people that I didn't get my wife pregnant...the fertility doctor did! My part in the conception was providing the sample and giving it to the nurse.

                On one occasion I showed up at the office with both hands bandaged and told the nurse I needed help giving the sample. With a straight face she put me into a room and called for assistance using their special codes.

                A mexican janitor named Chongo showed up with latax gloves on.

                He had a really strong grip.

                Guess it was from mopping all day.

                I never tried that joke again!
                That scene from Road Trip comes to mind! lol
                #birdsarentreal

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                • You are welcome Stee!

                  I have never seen that movie Deb.

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                  • It involved a guy at a sperm bank who got motivated by a nurse massaging his prostate.
                    #birdsarentreal

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                    • Unfortunately that doesn't happen. Although they did have a series of young ladies working the front desk. It was uncomfortable.
                      To be a professional means that you don't die. - Takeru "the Tsunami" Kobayashi

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                      • Originally posted by -Deborah- View Post
                        It involved a guy at a sperm bank who got motivated by a nurse massaging his prostate.
                        Was it a male nurse?

                        Originally posted by SeattleLionsFan View Post
                        Unfortunately that doesn't happen. Although they did have a series of young ladies working the front desk. It was uncomfortable.
                        You must be gay if you were uncomfortable.

                        Every time I went in to provide a sample I made sure to take a Viagra 4 hours prior.

                        I wanted everyone to see I was packing heat.

                        This one time, the receptionist asked if that was a derringer in my pocket or was I just happy to see her!

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                        • Originally posted by YT View Post
                          LOL Stee. But did your wife get off?

                          I tell people that I didn't get my wife pregnant...the fertility doctor did! My part in the conception was providing the sample and giving it to the nurse.

                          I believe that's technically a 4 way



                          but seriously, congrats on all the new babies
                          "Low on the totem, till he showed 'em defiance, giant scrotum"

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                          • Originally posted by YT View Post
                            LOL Stee. But did your wife get off?

                            I tell people that I didn't get my wife pregnant...the fertility doctor did! My part in the conception was providing the sample and giving it to the nurse.

                            On one occasion I showed up at the office with both hands bandaged and told the nurse I needed help giving the sample. With a straight face she put me into a room and called for assistance using their special codes.

                            A mexican janitor named Chongo showed up with latax gloves on.

                            He had a really strong grip.

                            Guess it was from mopping all day.

                            I never tried that joke again!

                            why not?
                            The Lions went 11-5 in 2014

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                            • Originally posted by THE STEE View Post
                              I remember years ago, I never missed a day of work, but the wife had the day off and I was slavin away and I walked up to my boss and said I wanted to blow off the day... told him the wife was going to get pregnant today and I would like to be there.... I got off ...... and I delivered..lol well so did she nine months later.
                              This may be the most Gay post that has ever been posted
                              Your right! Matty Boy will save us all!!

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                              • Malto ...

                                Congrats you way from Wisconsin.
                                "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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