Diary of a Madman---a collection of KANSAS' rants

[Panoptes]

all I can do is wear the shame of this win like a big scarlet "W" tattooed on my forehead. Fuck me.

xactly

[dwt1]

yes, I believe they have.......

and I still say that I am right, The Minnesota Farves would have been just as happy to throw for 350 yards and 3 INTS......

yeah but they didn't, he put on a fucking clininc on how to take over a game and put together a game winning drive.

[Sweatpants Murphy]

all this hype about the great throw favre made, and nobody has said a fucking word about the great catch the receiver made.

dwt, i'll bet that you couldn't even tell me what that receivers name is...don't go looking, just man up and admit you don't know his name and you have a favre man crush

[Panoptes]

Too easy (even for DWT).

GREG LEWIS, just signed last week as an UFA.

GL said everyone calls him something like goofy foot and then said that it was those feet of his that allowed him to make that awkward toe tap catch.

[Kansas]

This is a douchebag-free zone, dwt, unless you're calling him names and making fun of him. Take your man love elsewhere, like the media whore thread.

[Panoptes]

This is a douchebag-free zone, dwt, unless you're calling him names and making fun of him. Take your man love elsewhere, like the media whore thread.

Since I created this thread as a way to promote your rantings, I second your notion to ban all FAVOR favorings from this thread.

[Sweatpants Murphy]

Too easy (even for DWT).

GREG LEWIS, just signed last week as an UFA.

GL said everyone calls him something like goofy foot and then said that it was those feet of his that allowed him to make that awkward toe tap catch.

so what you're saying is that the guy has a genetic disorder and still managed to control his feet enough to keep them in bounds as he made the catch...

this is the type of shit tom jackson and joe buck would focus on if it were favre. "BRETT FAVRE MAKES AN AMAZING PLAY DESPITE HAVING MENSTRUAL CRAMPS PRIOR TO KICKOFF"

This is a douchebag-free zone, dwt, unless you're calling him names and making fun of him. Take your man love elsewhere, like the media whore thread.

I think we need someone with a favre man crush, otherwise this would be a "roast" which I guess is supposed to be an honor?

[Panoptes]

You need to take your focus pills.

I posted what GL himself jokingly said helped HIM make that awkward catch.

[Newbomb Turk]

Farve said he did not even know there was a WR there, he just threw the ball.......

Joey did the same thing, he just was not as lucky.

[Kansas]

Here. This is for dwt.

Last Sunday in the National Favreball League, Brett Favre and the Favresota Favrekings took on some other team that Brett Favre does not play for. With the Favrekings trailing in the final seconds, Brett Favre took the snap, eluded a defender who was not named Brett Favre, and then Favred a perfectly placed pass in the back of the Favrezone where some other Favresota Favreking not named Brett Favre caught it.

It was vintage Brett Favre who was playing like a kid out there on the Favreball field. Brett Favre has love for Favreball like no other Favreback in NFavreL history. Brett Favre will likely have his own wing in Favreton, Ohio in the Hall of Favre where his bronze Brett Favre statue will tower over all other statues that are not made in the likeness of Brett Favre.

Expect more Brett Favre heroics next week when Brett Favre and the Favrekings take on Brett Favre's old team who Brett Favre does not play for anymore on ESPFavre's Monday Night Favreball starring Brett Favre.

[dsred]

LOL!

[Adamantine]

[YT]

LOL Kansas!

Your last post reminded me of the episode of Drawn Together where every other word is PENIS.

Could we substitute PENIS for FAVRE?

[Newbomb Turk]

Could we substitute PENIS for FAVRE?

that works in the Madden house

[Sweatpants Murphy]

Here. This is for dwt.

Last Sunday in the National Favreball League, Brett Favre and the Favresota Favrekings took on some other team that Brett Favre does not play for. With the Favrekings trailing in the final seconds, Brett Favre took the snap, eluded a defender who was not named Brett Favre, and then Favred a perfectly placed pass in the back of the Favrezone where some other Favresota Favreking not named Brett Favre caught it.

It was vintage Brett Favre who was playing like a kid out there on the Favreball field. Brett Favre has love for Favreball like no other Favreback in NFavreL history. Brett Favre will likely have his own wing in Favreton, Ohio in the Hall of Favre where his bronze Brett Favre statue will tower over all other statues that are not made in the likeness of Brett Favre.

Expect more Brett Favre heroics next week when Brett Favre and the Favrekings take on Brett Favre's old team who Brett Favre does not play for anymore on ESPFavre's Monday Night Favreball starring Brett Favre.

that sounds pretty accurate...I was playing my brett favre drinking game while reading your post and died of alcohol poisoning.