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  • LOL! Good one Kansas!

    No love for the Filipinos...you'll have to deal with the wrath of my wife now.

    <It's all true about Karaoke....but you didn't hear that from me...>
    My hipocracy goes only so far.

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    • Thank you sir! May I have another?
      19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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      • "But she did meet Dano before, and if anyone can turn a woman gay..................it's him."
        ---------------------------I'm honored.

        "........."and all my wife's lingerie she used to wear when we used to have sex."
        -----------------------------Sorry I ruined her for you Kansas.

        GO LIONS "09" !!!!!!!!!
        GO LIONS "24" !!

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        • Originally posted by Kansas View Post
          I came back down with a "Green Bay Sucks, Brett Favre Swallows" t-shirt, my son's pet gerbil, and all my wife's lingerie she used to wear when we used to have sex.

          I figured someone should go home happy.
          Unbelievable. Wish I were able to articulate myself like you do. Great stories, thanks!
          2011 draft wishes:

          1: PP-CB-LSU
          2: LB
          3: DE
          4: WR
          5: LB
          6: RB

          really, just BPA.

          2011 offseason needs:

          LB, LB, RT, WR, RB, CB, S, FB, DE...depth in no particular order.

          Hoping Carpenter proves useful and Willie Young, Fox, Spievey, Berry, Phillips all progress and the Pain Train makes a speedy recovery

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          • umm kansaw...what is sex? I'm married and forgot.
            Got Kneecaps?

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            • Originally posted by Coop View Post
              umm kansaw...what is sex? I'm married and forgot.
              Uh, huh........ you let her eat a piece of wedding cake didn't you?

              Everyone knows that wedding cake is responsible for the lack of libido in a female.

              Why do you think the tradition of smashing it on her face instead of feeding it to her began?
              I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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              • Middle aged humor, I love it. You should be on Bob and Tom.
                The Lions went 11-5 in 2014

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                • This is my son's first shot YouTube video. He actually wrote the song, played guitar and sang. He's the one on the couch

                  Let me know what you think.

                  Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
                  It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.

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                  • lol - that was pretty damn good K. Good (I think) to see the kid got your sense of humor. The best part was when they were mouthing the lyrics, and he said slob on my knob.
                    The only thing missing from that Marvin Jones touchdown reversal is that it wasn't a first round playoff game.

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                    • Being a guitar player myself, i have to say I like it. Reminded me of Three Dog Night.
                      "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                      • Pretty good K.

                        That one dude needs to give Flava Flav's viking helmet back!

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                        • That was hilarious, K!!! Seemed very much in the vein of "Flight of the Conchords." LOVED the Lions stuff on the walls.
                          #birdsarentreal

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                          • fucking riddle solved .... we finally found the dude who bought the only two Lions fatheads.
                            Forever One!

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                            • That was good. Apple did not fall far from the tree!
                              Dopeler Effect: The Tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. - Author unknown

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                              • That's great Kansas. He looks just like you.

                                GO LIONS "09" !!!!!!!!!
                                GO LIONS "24" !!

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