Diary of a Madman---a collection of KANSAS' rants

[Malto Marko]

This guy has Third Downs Syndrome.

Spppppllllllliiiiisshhh.

Guys, get a towl. Dad did it again.

Funny shit, Kansas. I think you have inspired me.

[Newbomb Turk]

Bravo, Kansas, Bravo

[kayrone]

funny...I'd never seen the Gamecock bit before. Makes me homesick.

sniff

[Newbomb Turk]

homesick for a little gamecock ???

<insert your own joke here>

[Coop]

keep it going kansaw - we're already into ye olde season of discontente

[-Deborah-]

I'm bumping this cuz I just reread the Interview With God and I'm still laughing....

[Coop]

He ought to interview Satan next

[YT]

He ought to interview Satan next

News flash Coop.....Kansas IS Satan!!!

So to interview himself he'd need to be a split personality

[Kansas]

I've got to brag a little bit, and I didn't know where to put this.....................so I'll put it here.

My youngest son is a freshman in high school and is the starting second baseman on the "reserve" baseball team. The "reserve" team is made of freshman and a few sophomores. Anyways, they played Lincoln Southeast high school on Saturday. He was 2 for 4 with............................two homeruns. His first homer was an inside-the-parker that caromed off the right-centerfield wall. His second one was a bomb over the left-center wall. His first homeruns ever.

Not bad for a 5'10" kid who weighs 150 lbs. soaking wet.

He's going to be a playa.

[-Deborah-]

That's terrific!!

I can't believe your youngest is a freshman already. Geeze.

[Panoptes]

KANSAS,

That is cool news. That will certainly open the coaches eyes.

Good on you as the pops.

My first h.s. HR was also an inside the park job as a freshman that went off the RCF wall. I was also one of those kids who was 5'10 or so at the time who weighed in at a whopping 145 lb's wet. But I routinely tested throughout my h.s. athletic career as the pound for pound strongest kid in my class (of those tested in athletics anyway). I left h.s. at 5'11.5" and 168 lb's. For some sick reason, I'm shrinking in height already at almost 38 years old and I am able to pack on the pounds like no other. Man life is cruel sometimes.

I imagine if your kid keeps up with his dad given talents, he too should prosper very well on the ballfield(s) (he does play basketball right?) and in life.

[Malto Marko]

I've got to brag a little bit, and I didn't know where to put this.....................so I'll put it here.

My youngest son is a freshman in high school and is the starting second baseman on the "reserve" baseball team. The "reserve" team is made of freshman and a few sophomores. Anyways, they played Lincoln Southeast high school on Saturday. He was 2 for 4 with............................two homeruns. His first homer was an inside-the-parker that caromed off the right-centerfield wall. His second one was a bomb over the left-center wall. His first homeruns ever.

Not bad for a 5'10" kid who weighs 150 lbs. soaking wet.

He's going to be a playa.

Big friggen deal. Why don't you encourage him to play a mans sport like football or hockey while he is still young?

j/k congrats, proud papa

[YT]

Congrats Kansas!


He must take after the milkm......I mean his father.... ;)



j/k...sounds like he's a baller

[SeattleLionsFan]

Wow...nice work Terry Fair Fan!

[DanO]

Tell TFF I said congrats Kansas.

GO LIONS "05" !!!