Diary of a Madman---a collection of KANSAS' rants

[FVD]

Kansas that was hilarious as always. Your wit and metaphors are legendary.

[Sharkbait]

Good job Kansas, rooting for the Lions is like having a wicker bedpan. Useless, i tell ya.

[Kansas]

Apathy has finally set in. In fact, if my yawn got any bigger…light wouldn’t be able to escape its gravity. But ya know what? While the Lions organization from the outside may seem like a completely disheveled, chaotic, confused, nonstop whirlwind of incompetence from the top down, the reality is……………exactly that. Sorry. I wish had some tiny glimmer of hope or bit of wisdom I could impart to ease your pain, but I don’t. They are fucking terrible.

Let’s take a look at the top of this dysfunctional family tree – William Clay Ford, Sr.

People, we cannot allow this man to make any more decisions regarding the future of our football team. Trusting him to name the next general manager of the Lions is like trusting Sarah Palin to name your newborn. Personally, I wouldn’t even trust Senior enough to sit next to him in a restaurant while he’s cutting his steak. You’d probably get stabbed in the jugular by some uncontrollable fit of palsy.

I know the poor guy’s old and he truly loves the Lions, but my grandpa was old and he truly loved to show his genitals to people who rang the doorbell. But that didn’t mean we let Gramps drink caffeine and answer the door on Halloween. No! We did what was in everyone’s best interest, and somebody in the Ford family has to take the twig and berries out of grandpa Willy’s hands and slip him a mickey.

I like Senior, I really do. But, geez, it took a gentle nudge from his son down the “What The Fuck Are You Waiting On?!?” flight of stairs before Sr. could muster the wherewithal to fire Millen – something he should have done at least 5 years ago! I swear I don’t understand him and his reluctance to make a move. The only thing that could possibly move any slower would be if you took the little shell house off the back of a snail and then replaced it with an actual house.

Sigh.

I got a lot more I want to talk about since so many things have happened since my last post, but I’ll have to get to it later. I have to go to a drug intervention for an ex-postal carrier who – many years ago – delivered a certified letter when my grandpa was the only one home. I think she’ll be fine.

[suz]

Lol Kansas, hurry back

[Drew]

but my grandpa was old and he truly loved to show his genitals to people who rang the doorbell.

Mucho gusta.

[Sharkbait]

Another gem to add to the collection Kansas.

[SeattleLionsFan]

Thanks Kans. It was a welcome read after a long day.

[Panoptes]

another nice new chapter to the Book of Kansas

[gv laker]

Woah! Kansas siting! Good stuff, man.

[YT]

LOL Kansas! Just what I needed after the day that I've had!

[Panoptes]

ur not changing jobs again are u?

[Newbomb Turk]

I never knew Dan-O was your grandfather............

[yooperman]

Kansas, you HAVE to write a book!!

Deac-You didn't know Dan-o flashed his genitals when the doorbell rings? You should see how busy he is on halloween night.

[romster]

Man, we haven't had a great story like DanO's ball shaving in a long time.

[DanO]

LOL.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!