Diary of a Madman---a collection of KANSAS' rants

[dwt1]

Wha?? A monkey randomly throwing his own balls of shit at a keyboard would make more sense than that. I honestly feel even worse for the deaf people of America. They gotta be the worst spellers on the planet.

But the drunks at the bars knew exactly what was going on.

[Panoptes]

lol, I often wondered how one would land a job doing closed captioning. I think I'd be pretty good at that.

I believe its voice recognition (very poor still at times) software that does the CC writing.

I'll admit I'm just guessing though.

[SeattleLionsFan]

AFAIK, it is transcribed by a court reporter, but court reporters transcribe sounds, so the raw transcripts sometimes look that way. Most have computer programs that will translate into more coherent language, but all transcripts require the transcriptionist to clean up. I think that is less possible with live tv, like a sportscast.

[dwt1]

doesn't help that they outsourced it to sweatshop in India.

[THE STEE]

i always thought tht was socals's job..............

[DanO]

LOL. Now we know what SoCal and Doggie really do for a living.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!

[SoCal]

ROFL!

[Loyal to a Fault]

LOL the spelling and grammar fit that theory :-D

[YT]

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[Kansas]

For those who care (Dano, Mark), Nolan had another good season. All Conference and also All Region.

Eight Warriors earn all conference recognition

Date: 5/6/2008

The Great Plains Athletic Conference announced the 2008 all-conference baseball selections, this week.

Midland Lutheran College placed two players on the first team. Tim Jacoby, a senior second baseman from Omaha, Nebraska, and Nolan Koehn a sophomore, third baseman from Omaha were named to the squad. Koehn also earned the gold glove award at third base, for the second consecutive season.

[Kansas]

Koehn claims all-region honors

Date: 5/14/2008

Nolan Koehn, a sophomore third baseman from Omaha, earned NAIA Region III honors for Midland Lutheran College. The Warrior slugger also claimed NAIA Region III Gold Glove Honors at third base.

Koehn batted .372 with 8 homeruns and 45 rbi's. Koehn committed just ten errors at third base in 117 chances in '08. Koehn is now eligible for potential All-American Honors which will be released later this month.

[Panoptes]

Atta boy!

Congrats to Nolan and his proud family too.

[-Deborah-]

Wow! Way to go, Nolan!

I'm sure you are very proud.

[YT]

Congrats to you and your son, Kansas! I know you're very proud!

[Newbomb Turk]

the milkman must be proud.......