Diary of a Madman---a collection of KANSAS' rants

[Sharkbait]

Is it just me? I Roms new avitar it appears as if one brest is pointind down and one is pointing up. Must be an optical illusion. (just looking for that deeper meaning.)

[Panoptes]

She's fallen and she can't get up

[Malto Marko]

Is it just me? I Roms new avitar it appears as if one brest is pointind down and one is pointing up. Must be an optical illusion. (just looking for that deeper meaning.)

You idiot! You are supposed to be looking into her eyes.;-)

[Coop]

actually - I think it's just how the shirt is bunched in the middle that makes them look different....

[Sharkbait]

You idiot! You are supposed to be looking into her eyes.;-)

Eyes? ........... Oh, yeah, eyes.

[Masspartan]

women have eyes?

[romster]

I like the crazy breast grab better. The off center breast is one of Sandra Flood's newest.

[Panoptes]

crazy arm pit scratching tweaker

[Kansas]

women have eyes?

Yes. They're called nipples.

[Newbomb Turk]

Yes. They're called nipples.

that would explain your wife's gotee

http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/5897.html

[Kansas]

So I'm sitting in a bar today watching ESPN, thinking about last season and the upcoming draft, and the bar doesn't have the sound on the particular TV I was viewing. But they do have the "close captioned" words at the top of screen for those of our less fortunate citizens who are hearing impaired..............or for those of us who happen to be drunk in a bar with the sound to the TV turned off.

And after watching this for a few hours, I have come to this conclusion............the Neanderthals that they pull out of the steno pool to close caption these broadcasts would make the Navajo code talkers of WWII look like Dr. Suess. My gawd. I wracked my brain for 30 minutes trying to decipher "Matt lion heart dissed appointed head coach Ken Wise to hunt after fotomats appear on a web sight shownig him part ying with yunco Eds in a hot tub."

Wha?? A monkey randomly throwing his own balls of shit at a keyboard would make more sense than that. I honestly feel even worse for the deaf people of America. They gotta be the worst spellers on the planet.

[-Deborah-]

lol, I often wondered how one would land a job doing closed captioning. I think I'd be pretty good at that.

[Sharkbait]

ROFL, thanks Kansas, I needed that today. I didn't have a clue until I read the Leinhart thread.

[King Cole]

So I'm sitting in a bar today watching ESPN, thinking about last season and the upcoming draft, and the bar doesn't have the sound on the particular TV I was viewing. But they do have the "close captioned" words at the top of screen for those of our less fortunate citizens who are hearing impaired..............or for those of us who happen to be drunk in a bar with the sound to the TV turned off.

And after watching this for a few hours, I have come to this conclusion............the Neanderthals that they pull out of the steno pool to close caption these broadcasts would make the Navajo code talkers of WWII look like Dr. Suess. My gawd. I wracked my brain for 30 minutes trying to decipher "Matt lion heart dissed appointed head coach Ken Wise to hunt after fotomats appear on a web sight shownig him part ying with yunco Eds in a hot tub."

Wha?? A monkey randomly throwing his own balls of shit at a keyboard would make more sense than that. I honestly feel even worse for the deaf people of America. They gotta be the worst spellers on the planet.

lol, I often wondered how one would land a job doing closed captioning. I think I'd be pretty good at that.

I would think it was computer thing why you get lion heart for matt's last name?

[Newbomb Turk]

Wha?? A monkey randomly throwing his own balls of shit at a keyboard would make more sense than that. I honestly feel even worse for the deaf people of America. They gotta be the worst spellers on the planet.

the easiest job I ever has was in college doing closed captioning for the Playboy Channel..... no big words and I just had to remember to replace the O key every couple of months.

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Heck, I could even do the job one handed