Diary of a Madman---a collection of KANSAS' rants

[Kansas]

You know I luv ya, NBT, in a homosexual kind of way. I just haven't felt too funny lately. I still love the Lions in a weird Ike and Tina kind of way, but they're just such LOSERS that I am finding it hard to spend any quality or non-quality or spare or fractional or nano-second time on them. It's like making fun of a mentally challenged kid at a spelling bee.

I feel bad.

[Jdoggie]

That link didn't work for me.

Also, we are in desperate need of a new rant. Your rants are about the only part of this teamthat is entertaining. Get on that before I pull out another can of whips ass on you, Socal, Jross and Timmy at the pool table.

[FVD]

Try this link jdoggie:

http://www.fremonttribune.com/articles/2008/03/24/sports/college/doc47e492ac8f8c1196770492.txt

[CGVT]

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We like reading about the boys, Kansas, you just keep right on bragging... er posting

.

[-Deborah-]

I've met your boys and I love hearing how they're doing!

[DanO]

"Dano and Mark actually game out to see Nolan play some games when we went to Detroit for a National tourney when Nolan was 14 years old. I've always appreciated that and am keeping the ones who are interested up to date on his progress in college."
=----------We were just being nice and hospitable. We don't give a shit either.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!

[Malto Marko]

"Dano and Mark actually game out to see Nolan play some games when we went to Detroit for a National tourney when Nolan was 14 years old. I've always appreciated that and am keeping the ones who are interested up to date on his progress in college."
=----------We were just being nice and hospitable. We don't give a shit either.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!

LMAO!

I was going to say I do not understand how they could be such good athletes knowing the gene pool they came from.

[Newbomb Turk]

You know I luv ya, NBT, in a homosexual kind of way. I just haven't felt too funny lately. I still love the Lions in a weird Ike and Tina kind of way, but they're just such LOSERS that I am finding it hard to spend any quality or non-quality or spare or fractional or nano-second time on them. It's like making fun of a mentally challenged kid at a spelling bee.

I feel bad.

Tell me about it dude, I ran out of original "Millen Sucks" material 2 years ago.

And, I can't work up a good hate of Rod because I honestly feel sorry for him, in a senile Uncle kind of way..........

I am posting on fumes.........

[Newbomb Turk]

LMAO!

I was going to say I do not understand how they could be such good athletes knowing the gene pool they came from.

You saying the the milkman wasn't an athlete ??

[DanO]

"I was going to say I do not understand how they could be such good athletes knowing the gene pool they came from.;)"
-------------------They get it from their mother obviously. Man does she have some moves in the bedroom. Very athletic.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!

[Sharkbait]

>>>>>>>> Kiss and tell <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[dwt1]

"I was going to say I do not understand how they could be such good athletes knowing the gene pool they came from.;)"
-------------------They get it from their mother obviously. Man does she have some moves in the bedroom. Very athletic.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!

The back-flip dismount is impressive

[Newbomb Turk]

The back-flip dismount is impressive

I do that to all the women...it's called nozzle velocity

[Kansas]

Well it's totally obvious that none of you have ever had sex with my wife. First of all, my wife would notice right away the open herpes sores on DWT's toothpick, and secondly if Dano thinks she's athletic then Ford Sr. will probably hire him to be the next GM of the Lions.

[romster]

They're playing the #1 ranked team in the state tonight (Brett's team is ranked 4), so we'll get a good idea of how good they really are.

How'd it go?