Originally posted by froot loops
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Millen: "Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna draft a QB whose only significant strength is downfield passes."
Lions fans: "Alright, little odd, but go on..."
Millen: "Then we're gonna draft a bunch of wide receivers with size and the ability to get downfield."
Lions fans: "Okay, okay... we think we're getting what you're puttin' down..."
Millen: "Hold on, hold on, this is the genius part. We're gonna hire a bunch of West Coast Offense disciples to call the plays!"
Lions fans: "Wait, WHAT?"
Millen: "The rest of the league will NEVER see it coming!"
Lions fans: "Mr. Ford, this guy is an idiot! Fire him!"
Ol' Man Ford: "Matt is a wonderful friend and is always nice to me. Meanwhile, all you plebians ever do is whine and boo about the product I give you. Not only am I NOT going to fire him, I'm going to EXTEND his contract, you ungrateful, unwashed, filthy peasants! Don't you DARE tell me how to play with MY toy that I bought with the hard-earned money my grandfather made for me!"
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