Fuck these Fucking Fucks

[froot loops]

My wife is declaring war on chipmunks, squirrels and most especially deer. It is a war you cannot win.

My house is very comfortable without central air the vast majority of days, but not on this day

[Tom]

My wife is declaring war on chipmunks, squirrels and most especially deer. It is a war you cannot win.

My house is very comfortable without central air the vast majority of days, but not on this day

Sounds like my sister-in-law. She’s not a fan of animals to begin with and every year she is so frustrated with the damage they do to her garden.

[Marko69]

Get yourself one of these bad boys.

Who the fk designed that thing? I bet they have a human sized one in their basement.

[Blue Lagoon58]

My wife is declaring war on chipmunks, squirrels and most especially deer. It is a war you cannot win.

My house is very comfortable without central air the vast majority of days, but not on this day

I forget where you are in Metro Detroit, but was visiting my sis in Bloomfield Twp over the weekend and they are dealing with the same, add in the geese from their "lake" that they live on. They have a Golden Doodle whom acts like she's a big help, but not really.

[El Axe]

Over the last few years, we had a pretty significant mole problem. We live on several acres and it was practically one big mole hill. We'd been debating whether to get a dog, but we both like to travel and it's stressful enough for our cat when we're gone.

Anyway, we had foxes move in to the groundhog den over the winter and had a litter of 6 kits.

Moles (& turkeys) are gone :-) We haven't seen deer lately, either, but doubt that it's related.

I'm not sure our neighbors with a small farm & chickens are as excited, but I haven't seen dead chicken parts yet.

It's almost like having many benefits of a dog without any drawbacks. We get to watch them play in our backyard from time to time. Their yells, which sound vaguely human are kind of freaky, though.

[Marko69]

For your garden fox family, El Axe 🦊

https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE?si=qKlHmvCYidsiOucT

[-Deborah-]

Omgosh at that video. I can't believe I know that song and it actually got airplay for awhile. Wikipedia says it got to #6 on the Billboard charts, which seems improbable after watching that video lol.

[Marko69]

True story Deborah from about maybe 3 months ago or so. I was babysitting the youngest granddaughter at my house while my daughter and husband attended a wedding.
Got a phone call Couple days later from my daughter.
“Dad? Did you show Harley the What did the Fox say song?”
“Yes. Why?”
”Awwwww Daaaaad! Noooooo. That’s all she wants on now!”

Harley was dancing around giving it, “Ying ying ying ying yinnie yi yi yingy ying!”

[-Deborah-]

Haha!!!

[kayrone]

OMG I have never heard that song before - you definitely owe your daughter an amends, Marko

[DanO]

"True story Deborah from about maybe 3 months ago or so. I was babysitting the youngest granddaughter at my house while my daughter and husband attended a wedding."
----------------------------------I didn't know you were married to a man, Marko. Does Sacha(sp) know?

[El Axe]

BTW, this is what a fox actually says. It can be a little unsettling late at night

[Marko69]

"True story Deborah from about maybe 3 months ago or so. I was babysitting the youngest granddaughter at my house while my daughter and husband attended a wedding."
----------------------------------I didn't know you were married to a man, Marko. Does Sacha(sp) know?

Let’s do a reword, DanO-Boy , because i do see what you mean. BAD wording by me.
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True story Deborah from about maybe 3 months ago or so. We were babysitting the youngest granddaughter at our house while my daughter and her husband attended a wedding.

👌

[DanO]

Let’s do a reword, DanO-Boy , because i do see what you mean. BAD wording by me.
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True story Deborah from about maybe 3 months ago or so. We were babysitting the youngest granddaughter at our house while my daughter and her husband attended a wedding.

👌

😁😁😁😁😁

[edindetroit]

Let’s do a reword, DanO-Boy , because i do see what you mean. BAD wording by me.
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👌

We're used to it.