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  • I'm not sure it's the fault of the English.

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    • Aye it fuckin is. Bawbags.
      "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

      Sir Alex Ferguson

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      • Originally posted by El Axe View Post

        I'm guessing that it would go even worse for her in the USA.

        What were the drinks she was ordering? first one Oasis? I have no idea on the second one
        Sprite. It's Lemonade
        "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

        Sir Alex Ferguson

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        • I was expecting worse accents in Glasgow but it wasn't that bad except for this waitress in this Mexican restaurant in Glasgow. I could have had her repeat herself 10 times and it wouldn't have made it any clearer. I just pointed at the menu. She was really cute so, I adjusted.

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          • Can I get a Big Mac Meal please.

            Sorry?

            A Big Mac Meal

            Sorry, one more time.

            A Big Mac Meal.

            Fkn morons.

            Knew a guy Neal back in the late 90s. We were working down in Nottingham, England.
            In a baker shop at lunchtime.
            Neal: "Can I have a corned beef roll and a cup o tea, pal."

            The guy looked at Neal like he'd just fuckin landed from space.

            "Sorry?"
            "A corned beef roll and a cup o tea."

            Guy still looking confused.
            Neal: "YOU KNOW what am sayin', pal !"

            Me, (cutting in to keep the peace) ..... pointing, "One of those, and a CUP OF TEA!"

            When it happens to me, I usually go WAAAAY over the top Scottish. Let the queue get bigger and bigger.
            "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

            Sir Alex Ferguson

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            • Originally posted by froot loops View Post
              I was expecting worse accents in Glasgow but it wasn't that bad except for this waitress in this Mexican restaurant in Glasgow. I could have had her repeat herself 10 times and it wouldn't have made it any clearer. I just pointed at the menu. She was really cute so, I adjusted.
              There are definitely some places where it be "hmmmm", especially up north in Aberdeen or Inverness......, but my point was, she is CLEARLY saying "A big Mac Meal". And she's at a "McDs" where they sell Big Mac Meals! Jaysus H.
              Like that dickhead in the Notts baker....., how can he not hear, "A corned beef roll and a cup of tea"
              Makes no sense.​
              "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

              Sir Alex Ferguson

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              • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
                Can I get a Big Mac Meal please.

                Sorry?

                A Big Mac Meal

                Sorry, one more time.

                A Big Mac Meal.

                Fkn morons.
                Bear in mind they are listening over a speaker with all manner of background restaurant noises to interfere ya fkn moron.
                "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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                • Originally posted by edindetroit View Post

                  Bear in mind they are listening over a speaker with all manner of background restaurant noises to interfere ya fkn moron.
                  Naw, the McDonalds worker was just being a c*nt.
                  I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                    • Originally posted by edindetroit View Post

                      Bear in mind they are listening over a speaker with all manner of background restaurant noises to interfere ya fkn moron.
                      Willing to maybe accept that as we never know the actual noise inside the place from the car, but I'd wager what CGVT says --->> she was being a c*nt. And there was no noise in that Notts baker shop. He was indeed being a c*nt which I thought was extremely brave of the guy because Neal looks like Spike the dog from the Tom & Jerry cartoons. He was one more "misunderstanding" from leaping the counter and headbutting the c*nt......, hence why my NON MORON self kicked in and sorted it out.
                      "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                      Sir Alex Ferguson

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                      • "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                        Sir Alex Ferguson

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                        • "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                          Sir Alex Ferguson

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                          • "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                            Sir Alex Ferguson

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                            • Here's some fuck these fucking fucks bullshit.

                              Every year I go with some buddies to the NCAA tournament - we pick one of the first or second weekend locations, rent a house for the weekend and watch some hoops. Usually around 8 people give or take, but this year we have 10. So we always book way ahead because it can be hard to find a good spot with that many guests. Lexington is this year's destination and we booked a sweet place just a couple of blocks from Rupp Arena 11 months ago.

                              And today, out of the blue, we get a notification from AirBnB that the reservation has been canceled, 1 month before our trip. We called AirBnB and the renter is claiming the scheduling system screwed up, but the AirBnB rep says they don't show that. Of course the renters probably realized the price we locked in was a lot less than they could get on NCAA weekend and listed it on VRBO or somewhere else. But totally no recourse for us and all we got out of it after a refund was a lousy $145 credit that we will never use because AirBnB is dead to us.

                              We are now fucked because trying to find a single place anywhere near the stadium is impossible this late in the game. We'll either have to split up locations or get a place outside of downtown area. And on top of it all, we can't even leave a review, because once you no longer have a reservation with the place, you are prevented from submitting anything.



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                              • That is some bullshit. Greedy fucking bastards.

                                I know that when we would try to get hotel rooms in Auburn on a football weekend the $125 rooms are all bumped up to $500-$600 per night.
                                I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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