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  • Originally posted by CGVT View Post
    I always get a laugh out the panic buyers that wipe out the bread, milk and toilet paper before a storm. How much fucking bread can you eat and milk can you drink before it goes bad and will the storm make you shit more?

    People can be so stupid.
    That’s why you eat the toilet paper and use the bread to wipe
    "This is an empty signature. Because apparently carrying a quote from anyone in this space means you are obsessed with that person. "

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    • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
      Ain't no weather guy in any shape or form and it confuses the hell out of me the differences in weather patterns across the Northern Hemisphere. I mean I assume the UK and USA are almost on the same levels of latitude? How the hell are the snowstorms so freakishly worse over there? Must be something to do with "The Pond". I know that is to blame for the Hurricanes etc.
      Y'all benefit from being in the jet stream. That tempers things a bunch for you.
      "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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      • Tell you what, CGVT……. Wish i hadn’t googled the Stihl chainsaw 🤦‍♂️ …… Getting bombarded with email offers from the UK’s Home Depot equivalent!
        "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

        Sir Alex Ferguson

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        • Extremely busy day and haven’t managed to catch any news until now…….,

          “US to take over Gaza. Because its the Riviera of the Middle East with a beautiful Mediterranean coast.”

          Have i fallen asleep and am dreaming this? Thats the stupidest fucking shit i have ever heard in my life. 🤷‍♂️
          Sorry if this is too political for the “fuck these fucking fucks” thread but there is no “fuck that stupid fucking orange jesus fucking fuck cuntybaws bastard” thread.

          One word: INSANE —->> and he’s “in charge”.
          "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

          Sir Alex Ferguson

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          • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
            Extremely busy day and haven’t managed to catch any news until now…….,

            “US to take over Gaza. Because its the Riviera of the Middle East with a beautiful Mediterranean coast.”

            Have i fallen asleep and am dreaming this? Thats the stupidest fucking shit i have ever heard in my life. 🤷‍♂️
            Sorry if this is too political for the “fuck these fucking fucks” thread but there is no “fuck that stupid fucking orange jesus fucking fuck cuntybaws bastard” thread.

            One word: INSANE —->> and he’s “in charge”.
            That is just to distract everyone from realizing that there is coup de'etat in progress.

            Our country is fucked.
            I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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            • ITWT.
              GO LIONS "24" !!

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              • Originally posted by CGVT View Post
                Our country is fucked.
                I think it is.

                And with Nigel leading the polls here, this country is fucked as well.

                Let’s just say the world is fucked, for easiness.

                Now……. Where can i buy butter for my crackers for less than a fucking fiver?
                "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                Sir Alex Ferguson

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                • Update on the kitchen:

                  The cabinets are installed and I got the microwave mounted, installed the dishwasher, and put the refrigerator back in and hooked up the water. It was a real pain in the ass to get the microwave vent connected but that is why they make duct tape.

                  I had to cap off the plumbing for now and also cap off the water valves to the sink so I could connect and use the water for the dishwasher and fridge.

                  I am glad to have the dishwasher working. I was getting tired of doing dishes in the bathtub.

                  We are still waiting for the counter tops and sink. Not sure when they will be installed. It would be nice to have a sink again. sigh
                  We still have kitchen shit scattered throughout the house. We are starting to put some stuff back into the cabinets, but are waiting for the cabinet guy to bring a few more shelves.

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                  And the yard clean up
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                  I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                  • This is all looking superb. Really neat, professional job. I know there has obviously been a ton of work put in......, but I absolutely love that cupboard to the LHS of the door. Love cupboards like that. I'd put glass doors as the top two doors and display all the "music bands" cups that people get me for B'days and Xmas. It'd be the Iron Maiden cupboard predominantly.

                    Long story short (ties in with all this work, bear with me!) ......, son and wife (and pals) are in Bulgaria this week for a holiday. Son has cat, (Rick) and I head there to "cat sit" for a few hours every day that he's away. He doesn't like Rick going to the cat and dog places. Says Rick comes back a psycho. But must admit; Rick a bit of a fucking psycho anyway. Look at him wrong and he takes yer face off.
                    ANYWAY, I am too tight to have all the TV channels......, Scotty boy has them all......., Disney Channel ...... and "Home Improvement" --->> Been watching a few episodes this week. Real blast from the past. I am visualising Tim Taylor & Al Borland in that kitchen and Wilson Wilson Jnr in the yard!

                    I know. Fkn grow up, bawsac!
                    "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                    Sir Alex Ferguson

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                    • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
                      This is all looking superb. Really neat, professional job. I know there has obviously been a ton of work put in......, but I absolutely love that cupboard to the LHS of the door. Love cupboards like that. I'd put glass doors as the top two doors and display all the "music bands" cups that people get me for B'days and Xmas. It'd be the Iron Maiden cupboard predominantly.

                      Long story short (ties in with all this work, bear with me!) ......, son and wife (and pals) are in Bulgaria this week for a holiday. Son has cat, (Rick) and I head there to "cat sit" for a few hours every day that he's away. He doesn't like Rick going to the cat and dog places. Says Rick comes back a psycho. But must admit; Rick a bit of a fucking psycho anyway. Look at him wrong and he takes yer face off.
                      ANYWAY, I am too tight to have all the TV channels......, Scotty boy has them all......., Disney Channel ...... and "Home Improvement" --->> Been watching a few episodes this week. Real blast from the past. I am visualising Tim Taylor & Al Borland in that kitchen and Wilson Wilson Jnr in the yard!

                      I know. Fkn grow up, bawsac!
                      Did you ever get to The Marine Biologist episode of Seinfeld.

                      George tells a girl that he is a marine biologist and of course, it backfires on him.

                      SPOILEREarlier Kramer was hitting golf balls into the ocean

                      I think that this is one of the funniest scenes in TV history. Of course, YMMV

                      I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                      • .... did manage to get through all the Seinfelds and that is indeed a classic.

                        My personal favourite Costanza is in this clip. Skip fwd to 2:44 ish....., "Dinner, Movies.... Talking!"

                        I love this relationship, I feel so liberated!From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 11 'The Little Jerry': As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, rais...
                        "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                        Sir Alex Ferguson

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                        • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
                          .... did manage to get through all the Seinfelds and that is indeed a classic.

                          My personal favourite Costanza is in this clip. Skip fwd to 2:44 ish....., "Dinner, Movies.... Talking!"

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43TwWB5CLjU
                          Man, that show is so damn good.
                          I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                          • Originally posted by CGVT View Post
                            And the yard clean up
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                            I remember when Detroit Edison cut down 2 trees behind the garage. I was just a little squirt and when they were done and gone I went out there and stood on the stumps thinking this used to be my trees. I was sad they took them down.

                            It was also a very windy day and we were going somewhere. I was standing on the porch waiting for everyone else to get ready and I thought "today is the day of the forever wind". I couldn't have been more than 5 years old so where did that melodramatic moment come from?
                            Last edited by edindetroit; February 6, 2025, 06:19 PM.
                            "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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                            • In this case, these fucking fucks are the
                              English! (Sorry DeanUK)

                              This shit happens to me EVERY time when at a McDonalds down in England.



                              "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                              Sir Alex Ferguson

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                              • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
                                In this case, these fucking fucks are the
                                English! (Sorry DeanUK)

                                This shit happens to me EVERY time when at a McDonalds down in England.


                                I'm guessing that it would go even worse for her in the USA.

                                What were the drinks she was ordering? first one Oasis? I have no idea on the second one

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