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  • Originally posted by edindetroit View Post

    I remember one time I smoked a joint and then got the brilliant idea to do some math homework. Yeah, nope that isn't going to work. I abandoned that idea pretty quick.
    Man…weed is the only way I can handle those projects.

    I do analysis of various types for a very large company. Occasionally I get handed these huge files, like 150k lines and 50 columns (sometimes they’re so big they won’t all fit in 1 excel spreadsheet).

    And I sit down, smoke a little, put in some angry music (hard/speed metal and 90s gangster rap), and get to work.

    I would never advocate that anyone use drugs and alcohol…but they’ve always worked for me.
    -Hunter Thompson

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    • Originally posted by Iron Lion View Post

      I do have some crazy shit go through my head.

      In 2016 I went to the theater to watch Revenant, the film where DiCaprio finally won his acting award despite hardly speaking in the role. I'd lost my phone and kept thinking about that the whole movie, hoping I'd find it in my car after the movie. No luck.

      Well, a couple weeks ago while stoned I got super paranoid that whoever found my phone had also discerned my passwords to everything and had been waiting for nearly a decade to let my accounts grow and then steal everything. I kept saying, "I need to change my passwords."
      LOL! I love this so much. 🤣

      I don’t dabble nearly as often as I used to, but when I do, I don’t shut up for HOURS. It’s the strangest thing, I’m not a very talkative person most of the time, and it never used to affect me that way. Not sure how my math skills would hold up, but I could definitely talk you through the Pythagorean theorem for a while.
      "I ain't the type to bitch, I ain't the type to cry, I will sit at your red light and wait for your shit to go by."

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      • Originally posted by Iron Lion View Post

        I do have some crazy shit go through my head.
        Well, a couple weeks ago while stoned I got super paranoid that whoever found my phone had also discerned my passwords to everything and had been waiting for nearly a decade to let my accounts grow and then steal everything. I kept saying, "I need to change my passwords."
        My mother in law would spin all kinds of scenarios in her head no drugs required. One time she dropped her house key in the driveway. When she finally found it she convinced herself that someone found it earlier, made a copy of it and put it back in her driveway so she wouldn't know.
        ​​​​
        "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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        • I think the Packers are going to be very dangerous this season. I bet Love is better than we were expecting.

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          • Originally posted by Tom View Post
            I think the Packers are going to be very dangerous this season. I bet Love is better than we were expecting.
            Did you say something? I can’t hear you…


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            "This is an empty signature. Because apparently carrying a quote from anyone in this space means you are obsessed with that person. "

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            • I think Love is going to be fine. The issue is that the rest of the Packers were built on the back of a perennial MVP candidate carrying them to heights their talent level probably couldn't sustain on their own. They are an extremely mediocre unit without Rogers pulling so much of the weight, and I'm not sure Love is going to be able to do the same.

              I think the best case scenario is that Love can be on par with Aaron Rodgers of last season, and they hover around .500 the entire year. Enough to cause problems for any team that pencils that game in as an automatic "W", but probably not going to be a threat to win the division unless both Minny and Detroit absolutely shit the bed (which are both in the realm of the possible given the histories of the Vikings and the Lions).

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              • If Love can run at all and has a TE, the Lions may struggle against him.

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                • This is preseason. Jordan Love is going to be a garbage QB and I’m going to “love” every minute of it
                  F#*K OHIO!!!

                  You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.

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                  • Trey Lance QB3 for San Fran. Sounds like they’ve been shopping him. Not sure who would trade for 8-9 mil for him
                    F#*K OHIO!!!

                    You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.

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                    • Originally posted by jaadam4 View Post
                      Trey Lance QB3 for San Fran. Sounds like they’ve been shopping him. Not sure who would trade for 8-9 mil for him
                      Sounds like Green bay would be interested by reading the posts? I would think if GB thought that Love was THAT bad, they would have went out and got someone else this offseason.

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                      • I was stunned when the 49ers made the move for Lance. They could have drafted Fields or Mac Jones or even made a move for Stafford.

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                        • Originally posted by Tom View Post
                          I was stunned when the 49ers made the move for Lance. They could have drafted Fields or Mac Jones or even made a move for Stafford.
                          They already had a Mac Jones in Jimmy G. But over Fields is was a little weird. But honestly Fields is and has been a bad passer. Lance might not be able to make the change over to NFL. But I could believe watching him, that he is capable of NFL level throws.

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                          • Originally posted by edindetroit View Post

                            My mother in law would spin all kinds of scenarios in her head no drugs required. One time she dropped her house key in the driveway. When she finally found it she convinced herself that someone found it earlier, made a copy of it and put it back in her driveway so she wouldn't know.
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                            I swear I'll stop hijacking this thread and talking about this stuff but... the other day I was tripping balls, watching Ernest Goes to Camp, and I'm like, wtf even is this, everyone standing around all day with nothing to do, no internet whatsoever. I was like, just, wtf, no internet, wtf did people even do?
                            "Yeah, we just... we don't want them to go. So that's our motivation."
                            Dan Campbell at Green Bay, January 8, 2023.​

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                            • Originally posted by Topweasel View Post

                              They already had a Mac Jones in Jimmy G. But over Fields is was a little weird. But honestly Fields is and has been a bad passer. Lance might not be able to make the change over to NFL. But I could believe watching him, that he is capable of NFL level throws.
                              Has he though? I seem to remember him throwing 5 or 6 TD passes including one to our own Jameson Williams in the CFB semi finals.

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                              • Originally posted by Iron Lion View Post

                                I swear I'll stop hijacking this thread and talking about this stuff but... the other day I was tripping balls, watching Ernest Goes to Camp, and I'm like, wtf even is this, everyone standing around all day with nothing to do, no internet whatsoever. I was like, just, wtf, no internet, wtf did people even do?
                                drugs. they did drugs. and watched movies.

                                "I ain't the type to bitch, I ain't the type to cry, I will sit at your red light and wait for your shit to go by."

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