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  • A visitor from down South told a Michigander about a preacher who could make 100 people yell "Amen" The Michigander replied - " that's nothing - we have 11 guys that can make 40,000 people yell " JESUS CHRIST ! "
    Lions Fans.

    Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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    • Originally posted by dpatnod View Post
      A visitor from down South told a Michigander about a preacher who could make 100 people yell "Amen" The Michigander replied - " that's nothing - we have 11 guys that can make 40,000 people yell " JESUS CHRIST ! "
      I suppose Martha made over a million Michiganders yell "Amen!" yesterday. The old relic, (arguably older than JC himself) wins!
      "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

      Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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      • Two blondes were on opposite sides of a fast flowing river.
        One yelled to the other: "How do I get to the other side?"
        The other blonde replied: "You are on the other side."

        ...new to me anyway...

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        • Husband on mobile phone to blonde wife: Honey, watch out coming home. Apparently there is some nutter driving along the wrong side of the motorway.

          Blonde wife: Not just one, darling. There are hundreds of the crazy fuckers!
          "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

          Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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          • What do you call 4 cows laying in the shade under a tree?
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            Ground Beef
            I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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            • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post


              Husband on mobile phone to blonde wife: Honey, watch out coming home. Apparently there is some nutter driving along the wrong side of the motorway.

              Blonde wife: Not just one, darling. There are hundreds of the crazy fuckers!
              Every time I read this joke, I smile.
              "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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              • Told Mrs. Malto that one and she got a good chuckle out of it also.
                I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                • Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?




                  It said: "Concentrate".
                  Lions Fans.

                  Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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                  • Nice!

                    Now I gotta clean my screen from reading while eating.
                    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                    • 2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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                      • What does a french man say to his wife after sex?
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                        I'll be home in half an hour.
                        I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                        • Ouch.
                          2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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                          • Got my lights! Bah Humbug...
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                            "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                            • Originally posted by Malto Marko View Post
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                              I'll be home in half an hour.
                              I'm French and I've never said that. Forty five minutes.
                              GO LIONS "23" !!

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                              • I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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