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  • This health-tracking device sniffs your farts

    19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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    • Police say a man who was watching a movie on his phone has died in a car crash on a Detroit highway.
      Clifford Ray Jones of Detroit was partially ejected through the sunroof when his 1996 Toyota rolled in the wee hours Sunday.
      Fox 2 News reported that Michigan State Police said the man had been watching pornography and masturbating while driving. MSP also said he was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.
      Lt. Mike Shaw of the state police says it appears to be another case of a driver distracted by technology. No other vehicles were involved in the crash. The 58-year-old Jones wasn?t wearing a seat belt.


      AAL Quintez Cephus
      If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.

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      • Originally posted by DeanUK View Post
        Lt. Mike Shaw of the state police says it appears to be another case of a driver distracted by technology.
        And massive bouncing double D breasts.
        "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

        Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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        • This morning on the radio they were saying he must have been ejaculated from the car.
          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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          • Originally posted by Malto Marko View Post
            This morning on the radio they were saying he must have been ejaculated from the car.
            Groan!
            "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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            • never good win the 'rubber' meets the road
              Forever One!

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              • I was at a stoplight in Seattle and a phone on the dash of the car next to me got my attention because it was playing a movie.

                a double take from me noticed it was porn. Couldn't believe that someone would be watching a movie during driving, and secondly that type.

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                • Wcfwtc does Seattle?
                  "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                  Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                  • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
                    Wcfwtc does Seattle?
                    Sleeplessly.
                    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                    • Masturbating @ 58?!?!?!?

                      There is hope for all of us old guys approaching the wrong side of 50

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                      • Heh, heh.
                        I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                        • "Trucker clock, who wants it??"

                          Any of you folks Bob and Tom fans?

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                          • Originally posted by DeanUK View Post
                            Police say a man who was watching a movie on his phone has died in a car crash on a Detroit highway.
                            Clifford Ray Jones of Detroit was partially ejected through the sunroof when his 1996 Toyota rolled in the wee hours Sunday.
                            Fox 2 News reported that Michigan State Police said the man had been watching pornography and masturbating while driving. MSP also said he was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.
                            Lt. Mike Shaw of the state police says it appears to be another case of a driver distracted by technology. No other vehicles were involved in the crash. The 58-year-old Jones wasn?t wearing a seat belt.


                            http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...ovie/79391864/
                            I would have bet $ his name was Joe Cullen.
                            19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                            • I have a few people I had to check on after reading that story...
                              #birdsarentreal

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                              • Originally posted by Panoptes View Post
                                I would have bet $ his name was Joe Cullen.
                                I was going to post the same but then remembered he might not be that old.

                                Originally posted by -Deborah- View Post
                                I have a few people I had to check on after reading that story...
                                Too funny!
                                I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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