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Man gets a text from his wife, "Windows stuck, not opening"
He texts back, "Pour a little hot water around the edges and tap the sides with a hammer."
She texts back, " Now this laptop is really fucked up.""Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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Originally posted by Sharkbait View PostMan gets a text from his wife, "Windows stuck, not opening"
He texts back, "Pour a little hot water around the edges and tap the sides with a hammer."
She texts back, " Now this laptop is really fucked up."
......ahhhhhh. The art of reading/following instructions!:-DI long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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You had the wife giggling away with that one, Sharkbait! Lol.
DanO, there is absolutely no Scottish accent in that joke. 12 nipples, dozen tit, that's the joke, buddy."I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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Musings from oor Limmy!
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI[/ame]"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
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