I'm bored, it's the offseason, who can I argue with

[DetroitRockCity]

....and no, that is not a tattoo!

[dpatnod]

[DetroitRockCity]

...I didn't even dare looking up mooned and posting a picture...lol

[dpatnod]

And I thank you. Truly a gentleman.

Now back to the arguments....

[DetroitRockCity]

I heard that you have an autographed Brett Favre poster above your dinner table!

[DetroitRockCity]

Sorry...low blow

[Panoptes]

Sorry...low blow

To the upper abdomen

[dpatnod]

I cry foul! You sir have gone too far!

How dare you. I wasn't going to mention it, I told myself I wouldn't, and I won't. I am not going to even bring up your Tebow Centaur painting with the distended bawsacs in the foyer OR your Manning on a unicorn footie pajamas. Eli Manning. So I will just leave it at this:

Your mama.

[DetroitRockCity]

Well, I deserved that.

I am ashamed.

....searching for a suitable comeback...

[dpatnod]

Who else?

[DetroitRockCity]

My Momma?

Your Momma is so fat that when she gets into the tub the water in the toilet rises.

[dpatnod]

Your momma is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

[dpatnod]

Your mama is so fat, when she rolled down the hill, the hill was startled and said.....'what the fuck mother fuckers?'.

[DetroitRockCity]

Your momma is so fat that the National Weather service started naming her farts.

[dpatnod]

Your momma is so fat that when she burped, they called it the Big Bang.