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Apologies in advance, my young nephew got me with a joke last night......,
Wee Aleks: Uncle Mark, what did Adam say on Christmas morning?
Let's hear it Aleks.
Wee Aleks: It's Christmas, Eve.
I thought it was quite funny, but my dad (jokingly) decided to discuss the authenticity of the joke.
"Now, Aleks, was Jesus born before Adam & Eve or after them?"
Last edited by Marko69; December 24, 2016, 05:21 AM.
Reason: Bad spelling.
"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
When my brother was sent to jail he took it really bad........ he refused all food sat and swore at anyone who tried to get near him and started smearing his own shit over the walls in protest! After that, we never played monopoly again.....
AAL Quintez Cephus
If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.
Said to the wife, "get yer coat darling, it's pub time."
"Oh good" she said "The Waverley or The Cabin?"
"No, you're staying here" I replied "Im off to play pool, but I'm turning the heating off."
"I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”
Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022
When my brother was sent to jail he took it really bad........ he refused all food sat and swore at anyone who tried to get near him and started smearing his own shit over the walls in protest! After that, we never played monopoly again.....
When my brother was sent to jail he took it really bad........ he refused all food sat and swore at anyone who tried to get near him and started smearing his own shit over the walls in protest! After that, we never played monopoly again.....
lol
F#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
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