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    "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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    • [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBF6h7oH5I"]BAD HOMBRES, NASTY WOMEN (ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic) - YouTube[/ame]
      Lions Fans.

      Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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      • ^ superb!
        "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

        Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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        • This.

          Lions Fans.

          Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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          • That picture is a young Jim Caldewell running for his life from Suh btw.

            If you haven't seen this, it is good for a chuckle.

            Lions Fans.

            Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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            • No wonder the Irish give themselves a name for being thick! Got a guy who uplifts the debris created by various jobs that we do, Irish guy. He picked up an old boiler (furnace) on Wednesday night for me. There was other debris being removed on the Thursday night, (old tank). Couldn't be done all at once as no room in the driveway. The client called me earlier to say Paul hadn't turned up Thursday night to get the tank. I called him.
              Irish accent: "yeah Marko, I forgot the address."
              Me: but you were there Wednesday night for the boiler?
              Irish accent; "yeah, but, but it was dark and I forgot the address!"

              Not helping the Irish people at all, Paul!
              "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

              Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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              • I have the grandaughter staying this weekend. Hilarious conversation happened few hours ago. She dropped a toy and it rolled under a couch. I lifted the couch and got the toy...... But the conversation went like this......

                Me: My God it's not been hoovered under this couch for a hundred million years.
                Denni: you weren't born then.
                Me: I know only the dinosaurs were here, no people.
                Denni: Who "Borned" the first people?
                Me: I don't know, do you know?
                Denni: That woman, (thinks) the first woman.
                Me: Eve?
                Denni: Yes, Eve. She had a hundred babies.
                Me: Is that right? Was there a man?
                Denni: Yes, Annan.
                Me: So it was Annan and Eve that borned all the people?
                Denni: yes
                Me: Where are they now?
                Denni: No one knows. It was a hundred years ago!

                Awesome! You just got to love the child's mind.
                "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                • Precious!
                  I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                  • Awesome Marko.
                    GO LIONS "23" !!

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                    • [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsR0DeY7f1g"]Pure Michigan: Winter Virgins - YouTube[/ame]
                      Lions Fans.

                      Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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                      • This is dedicated to Marko69.

                        [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AzRz7yS95o"]Pure Michigan: St. Patrick's Day - YouTube[/ame]

                        Just because of the kilts.
                        Lions Fans.

                        Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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                        • Glad you added that last part there.

                          Conversation usually goes like this:

                          Random guy: What you doing for St Patrick's day?
                          Scotsman: Fuck all. Why?
                          "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                          Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                          • Was in the merchants earlier and genuinely had to spit out coffee when big Alec came in. He walked in on a conversation that myself and the guy behind the counter were having about your very own Thanksgiving Day.
                            "Thanksgiving day? Yer fucking right it's thanksgiving day. Thankful the crazy bastards are on the other side of the fucking Atlantic!"

                            I do apologise, but I laughed my ass off.
                            "I'm having much more fun in my 70s in the 20s than I did in my 20s in the 70s.”

                            Joe Walsh - Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh 22nd June 2022

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                            • 2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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                              • I'm very thankful it's on this side of the pond as well. Thats the whole genesis.
                                19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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