M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[SeattleLionsFan]

That's a great point. If it was reported in November why did the police wait until march to collect evidence?

To paraphrase Adolphus Washington "at Ohio state, it's literally impossible to go to jail."

[THE_WIZARD_]

There are two rules for success...

1. Never reveal everything you know.

[entropy]

Heh

[iam416]

Poor M fans. Prison-raped for a decade. With no end in sight. LOL.

[SeattleLionsFan]

Poor OSU coeds. Prison-raped for a decade. With no end in sight. LOL.

FIFY.

[hack]

Might not be an analogy for some of your guys.

[iam416]

No, it is. You guys have been assfucked so hard for so long you desperately cling to anything. But deep in your heart you know your not done bending over. By a longshot. Fact.

[hack]

Maybe not as long as Mattison is the adult in the room. But it's never going to be as bad as it was. And at least we're not a bunch of criminals making life promises to God.

[iam416]

Moral victories. Michigan football since 2004.

[DennisT]

Lots of people rape people and stuff.

[Optimus Prime]

I suspect Gordon Gee will crackdown on his rapist athletes this time by putting the burden on women of course.

While his football team is under criminal investigation, he will purpose the following campus security measures:

1.) Women should always walk in small groups or in pairs on campus.
2.) Women should always wear athletic footwear.
3.) Any woman brave enough to visit The Shoe this fall will receive a complimentary rape whistle courtesy of the OSU football program.

Relax, I suppose if you Bucknut Bitches scream loud enough you"ll get a whistle too. After all, getting homosexually raped and beaten technically constitutes a sex crime too DSL.

[Optimus Prime]

"Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which court, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week *ucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day "

[hack]

Victories that do not require making life promises to God are very sweet. Not that you Bucks would know the difference.

[iam416]

Nor do we need to.

[hack]

True. You're not going clean any time soon. I recently heard that there's one Big Ten basketball coach willing to ``play in the grey areas''. You know who it is.