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Old July 16th, 2013, 06:17 PM   #1
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Random Thoughts

It's been a while since we have had a random thoughts thread...

My neighbors put a sign up in the middle of the street that says "Caution: Children Playing"

I wonder what their reaction would be if I ran it over?
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Old July 16th, 2013, 06:34 PM   #2
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Well, if it was in the middle of the street, I am guessing they would say they put the sign in the wrong place. (Ya right)

Your excuse could be you were on the lookout for playing children and did not see the sign.
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Old July 16th, 2013, 06:46 PM   #3
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In my neighborhood there's a sign that says

slow
children playing

I think that's kind of mean to single out the slow kids like that.
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Old July 16th, 2013, 07:05 PM   #4
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Joe Buck looks like an alien
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Old July 16th, 2013, 07:08 PM   #5
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Joe Buck looks like an alien
.......and has the personality of cold oatmeal.

Edit: The streaked grey over the ears and dyed top is a nice touch, though.
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Old July 16th, 2013, 08:27 PM   #6
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Old July 16th, 2013, 09:04 PM   #7
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Old July 16th, 2013, 09:55 PM   #8
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This neighborhood I was driving through last night had a sign that said TRAFFIC CALMING AHEAD. I thought traffic in a subdivision shouldn't have such rage that calming is required.
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Old July 16th, 2013, 10:38 PM   #9
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I did some photoshopping:

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Old July 16th, 2013, 10:49 PM   #10
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Good All-Star game this year.
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Old July 16th, 2013, 10:51 PM   #11
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Old July 16th, 2013, 11:03 PM   #12
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Old July 16th, 2013, 11:49 PM   #13
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Negative! You have to have sex to catch a something. As I've been married forever, I can assure you that sex with my wife stopped years ago.
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Old July 16th, 2013, 11:50 PM   #14
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Old July 17th, 2013, 01:10 AM   #15
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Re: Random Thoughts

Throughout history the human mind has been stymied but one unanswerable question. There have been many answers given, but no one knows the correct answer for sure.

My question on this is; Are we sure the Chicken crossed the road and when did this happen.

I've talked to an old old guy. People called him the "Chicken Whisperer". He says in all his years, no chicken has ever relayed such a story to him. I think the whole thing is poppycock hogwash!

Been wanting to get that off my chest for sometime. Goodnight.

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Old July 17th, 2013, 05:00 AM   #16
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I'm in Luton, Greater North London. Before heading into the city earlier, I was in a newspaper shop....., in front of me there was this extremely overweight and wheezing English woman buying a mars bar and a packet of smokes. Random thought whilst in the queue was, "you really need to think about eating less and quitting smoking you fat , wheezing bastard,..., maybe all our NHS taxes will reduce if you did."
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Old July 17th, 2013, 05:58 AM   #17
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You could have taken her around back of the shop and clubbed her till she expired and eliminated that tax burden...
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Old July 17th, 2013, 06:11 AM   #18
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Or I could've followed her for a few "blocks", then said she tried to fall on me....., self defence.
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Old July 17th, 2013, 07:15 AM   #19
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Stand your ground, Marko.
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Old July 17th, 2013, 07:36 AM   #20
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